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[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

The Worst Mukbang in History [video]

[shivvymetimbers]

[It takes a moment for the footage to start but once it does, the audience is awarded with the gloriously grotesque sight of this squirrelly bastard nomming on what looks like a neon green crawfish. Why crawfish? Well, Bastien is quite partial to seafood no matter what season it is. That and the fact he managed to fish this poor bastard out himself.

Which leads to the question everyone must have at this point, why is he filming this? It might have something to do with the agonized screams of this bright-colored crustacean.

ARGH! YOU SON OF A WHORE!

[That wasn't Bastien, folks. That was the crawfish.]

That was my leg, ya lil shite! My good leg too!

[Bastien pauses in mid-bite, his teeth clutching the rump of this feisty crustacean.]

Get off me, you nasty bugger! Help! HELP!

[The crawfish’s pleas for help don't fall on deaf ears. Bastien eventually lets the little jerk go. The crawfish curses him the hell out for his transgressions before hopping back into the water with a splash. That's when Bastien turns the screen back to himself with a sigh.]

Thinking of going ’veggies only’ if everything breathin’ howls like that.

[Not all of the marine life talk but that sucker does. It’s rather off-putting.]

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[hunksmash]

hi there! my name's hunk. (yes, really.)

sorry if this kind of thing has been brought up before. if it has, i missed it! please feel free to point me in the right direction!

anyway... probably mostly due to cordis problems, people needing food or wanting to learn how to cook has come up a couple of times. and i've also bumped into a lot of people who share a passion for cooking and cuisine! so i'm hoping to organize an easy recipe archive for those who need it AND maybe a team of people available to provide lessons and/or to team up on meal-based community events. that kinda thing!

so let me know if you like to cook and would be down for this? or if you DON'T like to cook and would like some guidance? or just drop your favorite recipes below!

if you're neither of those... which is superior: pancake dinner or spaghetti dinner?