Dec. 11th, 2019

necroyalty: (they'll sneak from your sarcophagus)
[personal profile] necroyalty

username: undyingsoul

[It's a full day after Rita's article that anyone hears from Ambrosine anywhere else on the network, and then...]

To all of you who had inquiries for me in the last post: I have filed a report with the Moon Knights and expect further developments shortly. I advise you all to remain vigilant, as there are more than a few ways to invade private spaces through magical means. I may have been the first person whose home Rita Skeeter broke into, but I doubt I will be the last.

Yes, I am a necromancer. This isn't the terrible taboo it is in some other cultures, as my people have practiced the art as a means of survival during more difficult times throughout our history, and often willingly donate our bodies to service after death as a sign of devotion to causes we held dear in life.

Several of the ruling families in my kingdom were members of one of two cults to fiends whose full intentions I do not know, but can only assume are absolutely terrible. As their queen my first duty was to our realm's future, so I undertook the process of lichdom at great personal risk to myself to buy enough time to see to the slow process of stripping the very institution that empowered me of that same power while ensuring relative stability.

In the interest of transparency, I have attached my research notes to this post. Consider yourself lucky; this information does not flow freely in my world. Yes, I understand the terrible gravity of what I'm doing here. Ah, well. As they say, knowledge is power.

[The following attachment is a scanned PDF of some pages from a wizard's spellbook, full of weird jargon, mystic runes, hard-to-read small handwriting that Ambrosine tried to cram into the smallish pages, and weird eldritch diagrams. Oh, and a little doodle of a skull. In addition to the stuff in the pastebin, there's also a diagram for some sort of sacrificial circle where both the phylactery and the person being sacrificed go, and...oof.

After attuning yourself to the phylactery, apparently the final step is just whispering some sort of ritualistic prayer to basically revoke your soul's rights to any sort of afterlife right before you do the sacrifice and drink the potion that freezes the blood in your veins and lich-ifies you? OOF.

At the very least there's no mention of liches needing to feed on anything, so well, the assumption is that once the ritual is over, that's it in terms of gross shit.

Congratulations; everyone who read all of that now knows the secret to lichdom. You've learned it. You can't un-learn it.]

The sacrifice given for my particular version of the ritual was a man who stabbed his entire family to death and was slated for execution, so I'd save my sympathies for someone more worthy if I were you.

Anyway, enjoy the rest of your week.

etincelledefierte: (this is fine really)
[personal profile] etincelledefierte
[When the video starts, Claudine is holding one of those little cubes that are everywhere. Her skin looks a little flushed.]

Hello, Lunatia, my name is Claudine. I suspect that I am definitely not the only one who has received one of these -

[She holds the cube closer to the camera.]

- annoyances. So, how do I make it stop? I feel like I’ve tried everything, from looking for an off switch to hitting it with my sword.

[Said sword is in the background; it’s a very nice saber.]

I think I’m going to lose my mind if I hear that song one more time.
oomfies: 𝑜𝑜𝓂𝒻𝒾𝑒𝓈 (📱 light.)
[personal profile] oomfies
hey. i've been here forever and i've noticed one big thing
outside of the usual wacky shit every month that is
that everyone person i've met is super nice

well.. i'm getting desperate. i can't take waiting around anymore
if you're a hater, RESPOND!

i'm officially organizing a monthly (possibly weekly, depending on chemistry) brunch for us
usually this is reserved for vip but if i approve you after judging you you're allowed to sit with us

the requirements:
* you HAVE to be an 8 - 10
* you HAVE to actually hate things
* you HAVE to have a good personality
* you HAVE to leave a method of contact (social media is welcomed)

prove on this post that you just really REALLY hate shit
and a third party will contact you once you have been selected to join

OPTIONALLY, gripe about the shit that's annoying you right now and i'll send invites/respond with my own shit that's annoying me rn

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