001 | ( VIDEO + TEXT. ) | APRIL 25TH

[herocomplex]

_{[ Behold, the device reveals.. a familiar and arrogant face that hasn't been here for awhile! He's been here before, and with his confidence, it seems like he's remembering quite a few things. That's kind of a relief, right? ]}

WASSUP ALL YOU COOL CATS AND DOGS!! _{Hahaha, get it? 'Cause this is like.. furry planet.} Nobody even bothered to give me a welcome commitee for coming back to this place 'cause you're all shy? Hahaha, _{fuck you too!}
Oh, also! If you don't know me, my name's America! If that doesn't make sense to you, well, get the eff over it, man. I'm sure you've met the rest of my colleagues here and if you haven't.. well. Good thing you get to meet me first! I typically try to keep this on the d-low, but since everyone else is just throwing out their code name all willy-nilly, guess I will too! How about that, boss?! BOOYA.

ANYWAY, MY DUDES!! I just wanted to say what is up and also.. what you think about those BTSBoys? Maaaaan, they're far out. I've already had their songs on like.. repeat over and over. Anyone else feeling it? Did anyone else get a ticket for their concert already?

TEXT TO HETALIA CAST — UN: FUCKYEAH
ring a ling ding ding!! GUESS WHO BITCHES... did any of yall fuck up anything since i haven't been here and SOMEONE (looking @ u, germany) has been taking up leadership???

lol JK

UNLESS...

TEXT TO IIDA TENYA — UN: FUCKYEAH
oh my goddddd THANK GODDDD ur still here..
i was SO WORRIED about my business

_{[ But not Iida, apparently. ]}