001 | ( VIDEO + TEXT. ) | APRIL 25TH

[herocomplex]

_{[ Behold, the device reveals.. a familiar and arrogant face that hasn't been here for awhile! He's been here before, and with his confidence, it seems like he's remembering quite a few things. That's kind of a relief, right? ]}

WASSUP ALL YOU COOL CATS AND DOGS!! _{Hahaha, get it? 'Cause this is like.. furry planet.} Nobody even bothered to give me a welcome commitee for coming back to this place 'cause you're all shy? Hahaha, _{fuck you too!}
Oh, also! If you don't know me, my name's America! If that doesn't make sense to you, well, get the eff over it, man. I'm sure you've met the rest of my colleagues here and if you haven't.. well. Good thing you get to meet me first! I typically try to keep this on the d-low, but since everyone else is just throwing out their code name all willy-nilly, guess I will too! How about that, boss?! BOOYA.

ANYWAY, MY DUDES!! I just wanted to say what is up and also.. what you think about those BTSBoys? Maaaaan, they're far out. I've already had their songs on like.. repeat over and over. Anyone else feeling it? Did anyone else get a ticket for their concert already?

TEXT TO HETALIA CAST — UN: FUCKYEAH
ring a ling ding ding!! GUESS WHO BITCHES... did any of yall fuck up anything since i haven't been here and SOMEONE (looking @ u, germany) has been taking up leadership???

lol JK

UNLESS...

TEXT TO IIDA TENYA — UN: FUCKYEAH
oh my goddddd THANK GODDDD ur still here..
i was SO WORRIED about my business

_{[ But not Iida, apparently. ]}

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un: ingenium

[enginium]

[Well that's not a username he's seen in a while. He's actually passed out asleep on the desk in the office of McDenny's when he receives the message, and it vibrates his phone and startles him awake. He has to adjust hist glasses about three times before he can really see what he's looking at, and even then he's not entirely sure.]

Mr. Jones?

[herocomplex]

IN THE FLESH, BRAH!!!
coming @ u LIVE from
uhhh

okay dontttt judge me but im actually in this big ass line HELLBENT on getting some btsb swag
it looks like a mediaplay
MAN I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THOSE IN YEARS

it's LIT man everybody is losing their damn mind
i'm supes pissed this device doesn't have tiktok cuz i'd be goin LIVE rn

[enginium]

No judgment here, especially since a lot of what you just said didn't make much sense. Can't judge if I don't understand, after all.
Whenever you're through there, um.
Feel free to come by the restaurant!

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[menphina]

[ Look at that. Just as obnoxious as her younger self remembers, though that's the most affectionate way she can put it. She might just look like she has a different hairdo now, but who notices that anyway. It's just amusing to her to watch America at all. ]

I hope I won't have to fight you for my favourite's merchandise at the concert, America. I'm pretty aggressive when it comes to what I want.

But you'd know that, wouldn't you? Unless you need a reminder...

[ Just making sure he remembers at all. ]

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[herocomplex]

Wow, who are you? Looks like I forgot totally! You may have to jog my memory.
_{[ The stupid expression on his face indicates that he is 100% joking. ]}

[menphina]

[ HE'S LUCKY SHE ISN'T going to yell at him for that, being forgotten is such a trigger!! Her ears do wiggle though. ]

Pity, that. Here I was going to give you the warmest welcome best fitting a hero, but only villains break hearts by forgetting, you know.

[ She's teasing, but she can't help it— America's reactions were usually just so cute! ]

text; un: ciao

[ciao]

it's you!
i'm so happy to see that you're here again i have missed you so much

i don't think anything has been messed up
i've been working a lot lately tho
the bath house is open and i found a great manager to help out

( TEXT. ) un: FUCKYEAH

[herocomplex]

italy my dude!!!!
good to see your username again

did you get boobs again at any point and i missed it??? too bad!!! haha jk

oh wow.. a bath house.. that's a really like..
not american thing to do
isn't it?? congrats

everybody bathe there nakey or what??

[ciao]

thanks i guess??

haha... the things you look forward to.

but there are certain baths where people can be naked if they'd prefer and other baths where suits are acceptable for those that aren't comfortable with it.
there's a lot of options overall
something for everyone

video | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

[What the actual fuck.]

I think you might actually be more annoyin' than the music that won't stop playin'. Who the hell names their kid America anyway?

[herocomplex]

Uh, it's named after Amerigo, buddy. Ring a bell? It doesn't make sense? Think about it.. my name's America, so obviously that makes me ...

Look, I'll give you time to think about it.

[satanslash]

Hmmm, obviously that makes youuuu... a big noisy jerk!

video;

[kayssistant]

America, hi! [She missed your loud and arrogant mug, America.] It's been a while, how were things back home for you?

[herocomplex]

Hey Kay! _{Woah, that rhymes... I could be the next BTSBoy..}
Dude, there's still a hella bunch of people here I remember.

Things were great back home. You know, as great as they can be. We were getting ready for the New Year so I'm a little bummed I'm gonna miss that.

text | username: absterge

[downswing]

( Perhaps... this poor soul labours under misunderstandings about the quality of the communicator transmission... )


We hear you adequately.

( VIDEO. ) un: FUCKYEAH 1/2

[herocomplex]

Oh..
Do you..?

2/2

[herocomplex]

_{[ Then, just to be an ass: ]}

YOU SURE, MAN????

un: nike

[purifyings]

I didn't understand like....a quarter of anything you've just said.
As for your question.
I'm working on getting a concert tickets and enough for one of each of their merchandise all at once.
And why would anyone have issues with your name?
America is a nice-sounding name to me.

[Please forgive this medieval character who has little knowledge about slang and names of countries that don't exist in her world. Or may have....??? Maybe....????]

( TEXT. ) un: FUCKYEAH

[herocomplex]

lolllll guess u must not be from DA NEIGHBORHOOD...
u know, i've been telling ppl that alternate universes exist for DECADES butt nobody believes me

now what bitch
we got folks here who have NO IDEA about anywhere on my map
from weird-ass future places
from weird-ass medieval places
from weird-ass middle earth places
from weird-ass other planets

guess that's why i don't really give a shit i'm back here
it's really kickass to me to interact w all these ppl again

SCIENCE!!!!!!!!

anyway ppl think its weird cuz it's also the name of a country where i'm from
THE BEST COUNTRY EVER BEETEEDUBS

_{[ Sorry. He's a lot. ]}

un: high.priest

[hymnals]

Ah. There you are.

[herocomplex]

ADRA, MY MAIN MAN...! What's cooking?

HAHA, GET IT. COOKING!!

un: F.Bonnefoy

[amant]

Just when I thought I'd have a quiet morning, here you are.

Welcome back! I think...

[ NAH BRUH. He's kinda happy to see your loud face. More people to bicker at. <3 ]

( TEXT. ) un: FUCKYEAH

[herocomplex]

omggg ur still here...

amazing

i thought u would have taken a strike from this place by now

LMFAO

text

[hoasen]

You LEAVE for how long, and this is the first text you send?

Where are you?

[herocomplex]

hey vietnam nam nam nam!!!

uhhhhhhhhh i'm nowhere

like
totes not waiting in line for some sweet btsb swag