prismatica | 001 | ( VIDEO + TEXT. )

_{[ Behold, the device reveals.. a familiar and arrogant face that hasn't been here for awhile! He's been here before, and with his confidence, it seems like he's remembering quite a few things. That's kind of a relief, right? ]}

WASSUP ALL YOU COOL CATS AND DOGS!! _{Hahaha, get it? 'Cause this is like.. furry planet.} Nobody even bothered to give me a welcome commitee for coming back to this place 'cause you're all shy? Hahaha, _{fuck you too!}
Oh, also! If you don't know me, my name's America! If that doesn't make sense to you, well, get the eff over it, man. I'm sure you've met the rest of my colleagues here and if you haven't.. well. Good thing you get to meet me first! I typically try to keep this on the d-low, but since everyone else is just throwing out their code name all willy-nilly, guess I will too! How about that, boss?! BOOYA.

ANYWAY, MY DUDES!! I just wanted to say what is up and also.. what you think about those BTSBoys? Maaaaan, they're far out. I've already had their songs on like.. repeat over and over. Anyone else feeling it? Did anyone else get a ticket for their concert already?

TEXT TO HETALIA CAST — UN: FUCKYEAH
ring a ling ding ding!! GUESS WHO BITCHES... did any of yall fuck up anything since i haven't been here and SOMEONE (looking @ u, germany) has been taking up leadership???

lol JK

UNLESS...

TEXT TO IIDA TENYA — UN: FUCKYEAH
oh my goddddd THANK GODDDD ur still here..
i was SO WORRIED about my business

_{[ But not Iida, apparently. ]}

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lolllll guess u must not be from DA NEIGHBORHOOD...
u know, i've been telling ppl that alternate universes exist for DECADES butt nobody believes me

now what bitch
we got folks here who have NO IDEA about anywhere on my map
from weird-ass future places
from weird-ass medieval places
from weird-ass middle earth places
from weird-ass other planets

guess that's why i don't really give a shit i'm back here
it's really kickass to me to interact w all these ppl again

SCIENCE!!!!!!!!

anyway ppl think its weird cuz it's also the name of a country where i'm from
THE BEST COUNTRY EVER BEETEEDUBS

_{[ Sorry. He's a lot. ]}

[There is a lot of, well, wowing on Nike's end.

WHERE DOES SHE EVEN BEGIN!?]

[Like did he just throw a bunch of advanced theories her own mind didn't get while confessing in being a country in his alien language filled venting!?

Cause if he did....]

[Her eyes may just begin to sparkle after recharging from hearing her new favorite song a billion times while connecting the meaning of everything.]

I'm from one of those weird-ass medieval places! Or what this world conceives as one...

[All spoken with some pride about it too! There is some uncertainty because it is still weird to ]

So you can imagine the worst of me for not knowing about your existence.

[But. There is a BIG one.]

But I am well-aware of the existence, emotions, and will of the countries of my world. In the most literal sense. I try my best to grant the wishes of their people more than the very country, itself. Some are super stubborn in wanting to change to better look after the needs of their own citizens.

[Staring at you Sand Empire!

...although, it can't be helped considering the situation concerning the rain and all.

Ugh. Moving along!]

So if you're really, really, really are a country in human shape, then you have no idea how I feel right now. My dream has always been to speak directly to one without the spirit world and humanity getting in the way!

[Cue giving America the verdict to reintroduce himself or squash her hopes and dreams while calling her crazy.]

_{[ That's a lot of talking, but he can keep up. He talks just as much. Looks like we're on video now. ]}

Well, uh, yeah. You're speaking with him! I am one hun-dred per-cent the America!
So what'cha got? Lay it on me! Tell me all the stuff you wanna say!

001 | ( VIDEO + TEXT. ) | APRIL 25TH

( TEXT. ) un: FUCKYEAH

1/5 I AM SO SORRY FOR HER NOW

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5/5 DONE also, it is now video because omg what have you done!

yesss