001 | ( VIDEO + TEXT. ) | APRIL 25TH

[herocomplex]

_{[ Behold, the device reveals.. a familiar and arrogant face that hasn't been here for awhile! He's been here before, and with his confidence, it seems like he's remembering quite a few things. That's kind of a relief, right? ]}

WASSUP ALL YOU COOL CATS AND DOGS!! _{Hahaha, get it? 'Cause this is like.. furry planet.} Nobody even bothered to give me a welcome commitee for coming back to this place 'cause you're all shy? Hahaha, _{fuck you too!}
Oh, also! If you don't know me, my name's America! If that doesn't make sense to you, well, get the eff over it, man. I'm sure you've met the rest of my colleagues here and if you haven't.. well. Good thing you get to meet me first! I typically try to keep this on the d-low, but since everyone else is just throwing out their code name all willy-nilly, guess I will too! How about that, boss?! BOOYA.

ANYWAY, MY DUDES!! I just wanted to say what is up and also.. what you think about those BTSBoys? Maaaaan, they're far out. I've already had their songs on like.. repeat over and over. Anyone else feeling it? Did anyone else get a ticket for their concert already?

TEXT TO HETALIA CAST — UN: FUCKYEAH
ring a ling ding ding!! GUESS WHO BITCHES... did any of yall fuck up anything since i haven't been here and SOMEONE (looking @ u, germany) has been taking up leadership???

lol JK

UNLESS...

TEXT TO IIDA TENYA — UN: FUCKYEAH
oh my goddddd THANK GODDDD ur still here..
i was SO WORRIED about my business

_{[ But not Iida, apparently. ]}

Comments

un: ingenium

[enginium]

[Well that's not a username he's seen in a while. He's actually passed out asleep on the desk in the office of McDenny's when he receives the message, and it vibrates his phone and startles him awake. He has to adjust hist glasses about three times before he can really see what he's looking at, and even then he's not entirely sure.]

Mr. Jones?

« video » un: matriarch

[menphina]

[ Look at that. Just as obnoxious as her younger self remembers, though that's the most affectionate way she can put it. She might just look like she has a different hairdo now, but who notices that anyway. It's just amusing to her to watch America at all. ]

I hope I won't have to fight you for my favourite's merchandise at the concert, America. I'm pretty aggressive when it comes to what I want.

But you'd know that, wouldn't you? Unless you need a reminder...

[ Just making sure he remembers at all. ]

text; un: ciao

[ciao]

it's you!
i'm so happy to see that you're here again i have missed you so much

i don't think anything has been messed up
i've been working a lot lately tho
the bath house is open and i found a great manager to help out

video | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

[What the actual fuck.]

I think you might actually be more annoyin' than the music that won't stop playin'. Who the hell names their kid America anyway?

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[kayssistant]

America, hi! [She missed your loud and arrogant mug, America.] It's been a while, how were things back home for you?

text | username: absterge

[downswing]

( Perhaps... this poor soul labours under misunderstandings about the quality of the communicator transmission... )


We hear you adequately.

un: nike

[purifyings]

I didn't understand like....a quarter of anything you've just said.
As for your question.
I'm working on getting a concert tickets and enough for one of each of their merchandise all at once.
And why would anyone have issues with your name?
America is a nice-sounding name to me.

[Please forgive this medieval character who has little knowledge about slang and names of countries that don't exist in her world. Or may have....??? Maybe....????]

un: high.priest

[hymnals]

Ah. There you are.

un: F.Bonnefoy

[amant]

Just when I thought I'd have a quiet morning, here you are.

Welcome back! I think...

[ NAH BRUH. He's kinda happy to see your loud face. More people to bicker at. <3 ]

text

[hoasen]

You LEAVE for how long, and this is the first text you send?

Where are you?