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_{[ Behold, the device reveals.. a familiar and arrogant face that hasn't been here for awhile! He's been here before, and with his confidence, it seems like he's remembering quite a few things. That's kind of a relief, right? ]}

WASSUP ALL YOU COOL CATS AND DOGS!! _{Hahaha, get it? 'Cause this is like.. furry planet.} Nobody even bothered to give me a welcome commitee for coming back to this place 'cause you're all shy? Hahaha, _{fuck you too!}
Oh, also! If you don't know me, my name's America! If that doesn't make sense to you, well, get the eff over it, man. I'm sure you've met the rest of my colleagues here and if you haven't.. well. Good thing you get to meet me first! I typically try to keep this on the d-low, but since everyone else is just throwing out their code name all willy-nilly, guess I will too! How about that, boss?! BOOYA.

ANYWAY, MY DUDES!! I just wanted to say what is up and also.. what you think about those BTSBoys? Maaaaan, they're far out. I've already had their songs on like.. repeat over and over. Anyone else feeling it? Did anyone else get a ticket for their concert already?

TEXT TO HETALIA CAST — UN: FUCKYEAH
ring a ling ding ding!! GUESS WHO BITCHES... did any of yall fuck up anything since i haven't been here and SOMEONE (looking @ u, germany) has been taking up leadership???

lol JK

UNLESS...

TEXT TO IIDA TENYA — UN: FUCKYEAH
oh my goddddd THANK GODDDD ur still here..
i was SO WORRIED about my business

_{[ But not Iida, apparently. ]}

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What'ya mean by that? You're hot, I'm hot.. together we're ssssssmoking!

_{[ Cue some boisterous laughter. ]}

No, man. I don't mean in like a romantic way if that's what you're worried about! It's just fun! But it's not a lifestyle for everyone. I get it. I wasn't really into it until I actually.. did it, right?

Just putting me as an option out there for you, buddy.

[He purses his lips and looks pretty sincerely alarmed for a long handful of moments, pops his lips and holds both his hands up, spatula-flat.]

I was certainly more concerned about the notion of me working for you, but perhaps I am being too strict? Given the realm we live in it isn't a terrible option but you'll have to forgive me for being a bit... staunch, and needing to consider it before I have any form of response. [Iida you're that way with everything.]

_{[ America's lips purse as Iida lifts his hands and makes them flat but then he cracks a smile and slaps his hands back and forth in between Iida's hands. ]}

HAHHA, SALMON!!!

_{[ Then, he settles both of his hands on Iida's shoulders. ]}

Take your time. No rush, man, but it seriously won't affect us being co-workers. I mean, my last assistant manager was my boyfriend when he was here. I understand if you're not interested either.

_{[ Though, his self esteem is pretty fragile underneath all of that robust, faux confidence. Without really paying too much attention, he brushes a bit of Iida's fringe out of his face and retracts both of his hands, lowering his voice to a softer tone. ]}

Just lemme know, 'kay?

Salmon...?

[He doesn't understand the gesture until America's hands are on his shoulders, and he makes a sort of baffled chuckling sound, because honestly, what the fuck, America? He hums, though, with the more serious tone of it, and starts to consider a reply when he just dusts his fingers through his hair and excuse you, that was tender and sweet, sir, what the fuck.]

[He purses his lips very tightly for a moment.]

It's less that I'm not interested specifically in you, and more that I believe I just struggle with most things tied to behaviors of a sexual nature. Given the Chroma it generates, it would be a wise business move, but I'm not... certain I'm ready for that sort of scenario.

[He swats one of his hands downward and claps it to America's, twice.]

...but if that changes I will be sure to inform you.

Yeah! You know.. like a salmon getting away.. they flop around like that, haha.
And duh, I know it's not that. People love me! I'm great! I bet a lot of people are interested in me but they have some other hang up about it. It's chill.

_{[ Keep telling yourself that, America.
Oh, what? Iida, baby, what are you doing. America laughs and grasps Iida's hand, tugging him forward slightly. He doesn't mean to settle his other hand on the other teen's waist. It just sort of happens. ]}

You just keep me in the know, buddy. Especially when those moons roll around, oh boy.

_{[ He winks, realizing he doesn't know what moon Iida (or himself, for that matter) are in, but surely it isn't Sanguis, right?
Right?

Alfred pulls away entirely, idly dusting off his desk (which seems pristine anyway.) ]}

You're a good looking fella, and I'm really proud of what you've done here. So, I mean.. you know.

[Tenya is sort of a tense person to begin with, but the hand on his waist makes him go particularly stiff, just because he's not... especially tactile, and honestly suddenly having your boss handling you in a way that isn't... Well, bosses shouldn't really be handling employees at all, from what he knows? But what does it matter, really. His head is full of fuck.]

[He idly smooths at his own shirt once he's released, fidgeting, and stares at his feet. It's... sort of startling how meek he can look with as large as he is.]

I-- thank you, in both respects. [Since when does being proud of a frenzied attempt to keep a diner from going belly-up result in sexual advances?? He surely missed something, somewhere.]

Haha, cute.

_{[ Ever since America got down and dirty here in Prisma, it's been a lingering craving he's had. Iida is cute and anyone who actually tolerates him is good in his book. It seems that way with Iida. There's not romantic attachment there, but America is very fond of his very square employee and that's all it takes for him to advance on someone.

So why not. ]}

If nobody has ever told you that, it's a shame, man. I respect you telling me up front about how you feel, buuuuut.. I'll be pretty lucky if you ever wanna get fresh with me.

_{[ Alfred, please. Enough is enough. ]}

That being said, I'll be working on some great things for this restaurant since I'm back now. So I hipe you look forward to them, dude..!

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hello i forgot to tag this for like five days.

it ok 1/2

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