001 | ( VIDEO + TEXT. ) | APRIL 25TH

[herocomplex]

_{[ Behold, the device reveals.. a familiar and arrogant face that hasn't been here for awhile! He's been here before, and with his confidence, it seems like he's remembering quite a few things. That's kind of a relief, right? ]}

WASSUP ALL YOU COOL CATS AND DOGS!! _{Hahaha, get it? 'Cause this is like.. furry planet.} Nobody even bothered to give me a welcome commitee for coming back to this place 'cause you're all shy? Hahaha, _{fuck you too!}
Oh, also! If you don't know me, my name's America! If that doesn't make sense to you, well, get the eff over it, man. I'm sure you've met the rest of my colleagues here and if you haven't.. well. Good thing you get to meet me first! I typically try to keep this on the d-low, but since everyone else is just throwing out their code name all willy-nilly, guess I will too! How about that, boss?! BOOYA.

ANYWAY, MY DUDES!! I just wanted to say what is up and also.. what you think about those BTSBoys? Maaaaan, they're far out. I've already had their songs on like.. repeat over and over. Anyone else feeling it? Did anyone else get a ticket for their concert already?

TEXT TO HETALIA CAST — UN: FUCKYEAH
ring a ling ding ding!! GUESS WHO BITCHES... did any of yall fuck up anything since i haven't been here and SOMEONE (looking @ u, germany) has been taking up leadership???

lol JK

UNLESS...

TEXT TO IIDA TENYA — UN: FUCKYEAH
oh my goddddd THANK GODDDD ur still here..
i was SO WORRIED about my business

_{[ But not Iida, apparently. ]}

Comments

[herocomplex]

Yeah, man!! Bring it on!!

_{[ He.. loves challenges. ]}

[downswing]

That contradicts the purpose.

[herocomplex]

Well, with that attitude, yeah it does..!

_{[ America, what. ]}

You're just scared of me now!

[downswing]

A-shiver.

What troubles you? To forcibly soothe it.

( VIDEO → TEXT )

[herocomplex]

Dude, you write weird AF. Hang on.

_{[ Switching to texting since he's made his loud point. ]}

none of your beeswax, man. lol.
this is a challenge not a therapist appointment.

_{[ It'll be easy to coax it out of him, though, if you're that interested. ]}

[downswing]

Indulge me.

What troubles you?

[herocomplex]

what troubles me??? WHAT TROUBLES ME???

uhhh mAYBeeeE the fact i'm the strongest, wealthiest and COOLEST country in the world!!! and i'm pretty hella young.. u know it just puts a lotta pressure on me from everyone else

"hahahaha america don't fuck up!!!" how about yall have a nice hot steaming cup of STFU i already get enough slack about not using the metric system

OH AND THE FACT ALIENS ARE REAL and i can't tell anyone

also-also the blizzard machine is broken at my favorite mickey d's before i got here so i'm lil bummed about that
it's a small issue but i'm worried about it.. will it be ok...

[downswing]

( A most terrible thing, soothing a spirit when you barely understand half of its conversation. But: )


It will be fine.

[herocomplex]

_{[ Woah. Just like that, he is soothed! ]}

dude..
will it really???

[downswing]

So it will.

[herocomplex]

u mean it???

[downswing]

Will you set mind, strength and purpose to it?

[herocomplex]

that seems like a lotttttt of work
i think things to be easy and instant

AMAZON PRIME IT LOL jk

so probably not lol

[downswing]

Then nothing will be fine.

[herocomplex]

man..... that's p negative.....
u know, u kinda remind me of my old buddy, japan..
he says stuff like this all the time to me

and i'm like lol what bro
he's super old though i think he's just kinda going senile

_{[ RUDE? ]}

[downswing]

I remind you of a man bereft of his senses.

[herocomplex]

yep!!!
he says stuff that makes him sound all smart and wise too

butt how much of it IS TRUE???? or how much if it just him tryna be better than everyone else???

[downswing]

Perhaps inquire.

that face.. is such a mood.. i'm sorry lan wangji..

[herocomplex]

well smarty pants i WOULD butt he ain't here
how about u tho
how much of what ur saying is true and how much of it is just u tryna be better than everyone else???

his perma-mood...

[downswing]

You fear those who speak to you see themselves your betters.

[herocomplex]

i don't fear anything..!!
besides
like

marmite and ghosts
but that's it

[downswing]

Ghosts are not frightening. Only restless.

[herocomplex]

like HELL THEY AIN'T
ghosts aren't real
don't SAY crap like that!!

the concept of them are scary.. like in horror movies!!