001 | ( VIDEO + TEXT. ) | APRIL 25TH

[herocomplex]

_{[ Behold, the device reveals.. a familiar and arrogant face that hasn't been here for awhile! He's been here before, and with his confidence, it seems like he's remembering quite a few things. That's kind of a relief, right? ]}

WASSUP ALL YOU COOL CATS AND DOGS!! _{Hahaha, get it? 'Cause this is like.. furry planet.} Nobody even bothered to give me a welcome commitee for coming back to this place 'cause you're all shy? Hahaha, _{fuck you too!}
Oh, also! If you don't know me, my name's America! If that doesn't make sense to you, well, get the eff over it, man. I'm sure you've met the rest of my colleagues here and if you haven't.. well. Good thing you get to meet me first! I typically try to keep this on the d-low, but since everyone else is just throwing out their code name all willy-nilly, guess I will too! How about that, boss?! BOOYA.

ANYWAY, MY DUDES!! I just wanted to say what is up and also.. what you think about those BTSBoys? Maaaaan, they're far out. I've already had their songs on like.. repeat over and over. Anyone else feeling it? Did anyone else get a ticket for their concert already?

TEXT TO HETALIA CAST — UN: FUCKYEAH
ring a ling ding ding!! GUESS WHO BITCHES... did any of yall fuck up anything since i haven't been here and SOMEONE (looking @ u, germany) has been taking up leadership???

lol JK

UNLESS...

TEXT TO IIDA TENYA — UN: FUCKYEAH
oh my goddddd THANK GODDDD ur still here..
i was SO WORRIED about my business

_{[ But not Iida, apparently. ]}

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un: high.priest

[hymnals]

Ah. There you are.

[herocomplex]

ADRA, MY MAIN MAN...! What's cooking?

HAHA, GET IT. COOKING!!

[hymnals]

[PLEASE ...]

Well, tonight I'm making cacio e pepe and fresh bread, with some honey butter for--

[wait. america was just joking with him. He sighs.]

Nothing. Glad you're doing well.

[herocomplex]

What the hell? What's cacio e peepee?

_{[ Did he butcher that on purpose? We will never know. ]}

Dude, I half expected you to flew the coop by now. Sounds like you're still busy cooking which is GREAT cause I got a lot of ideas..!!

_{[ He's assuming Adra's been working at his diner still? But who knows. ]}

[hymnals]

[nah, son.]

I'm cooking for myself.

[A pause.]

And, I mean, anyone else who wants food. But I'm not working at your place anymore. I left when it stopped being 'your place'.

[herocomplex]

Aww. Just wasn't the same without me there, huh? That's a-okay.
Does that mean you're selling stuff on the streets and markets or whatever?

I'd love to invest and have a partnership if I can't have you all to myself, you know. Hahaha.

_{[ ??? ]}

[hymnals]

[America pls.]

No--I--

[He shakes his head. This fucking capitalist!!]

I'm not selling anything. I just make food and give it to anyone who's hungry.

[herocomplex]

.. Then how do you make a profit off of it?

[hymnals]

I don't!

[He sighs.]

Not everything is about money, you know. In fact, in an ideal world, nothing would be about money.

[herocomplex]

.. That world sounds boring, dude, not EVEN gonna lie. How do you determine people's power without money?

[hymnals]

[Flatly.]

You don't.