001 | ( VIDEO + TEXT. ) | APRIL 25TH

[herocomplex]

_{[ Behold, the device reveals.. a familiar and arrogant face that hasn't been here for awhile! He's been here before, and with his confidence, it seems like he's remembering quite a few things. That's kind of a relief, right? ]}

WASSUP ALL YOU COOL CATS AND DOGS!! _{Hahaha, get it? 'Cause this is like.. furry planet.} Nobody even bothered to give me a welcome commitee for coming back to this place 'cause you're all shy? Hahaha, _{fuck you too!}
Oh, also! If you don't know me, my name's America! If that doesn't make sense to you, well, get the eff over it, man. I'm sure you've met the rest of my colleagues here and if you haven't.. well. Good thing you get to meet me first! I typically try to keep this on the d-low, but since everyone else is just throwing out their code name all willy-nilly, guess I will too! How about that, boss?! BOOYA.

ANYWAY, MY DUDES!! I just wanted to say what is up and also.. what you think about those BTSBoys? Maaaaan, they're far out. I've already had their songs on like.. repeat over and over. Anyone else feeling it? Did anyone else get a ticket for their concert already?

TEXT TO HETALIA CAST — UN: FUCKYEAH
ring a ling ding ding!! GUESS WHO BITCHES... did any of yall fuck up anything since i haven't been here and SOMEONE (looking @ u, germany) has been taking up leadership???

lol JK

UNLESS...

TEXT TO IIDA TENYA — UN: FUCKYEAH
oh my goddddd THANK GODDDD ur still here..
i was SO WORRIED about my business

_{[ But not Iida, apparently. ]}

Comments

[menphina]

[ HE'S LUCKY SHE ISN'T going to yell at him for that, being forgotten is such a trigger!! Her ears do wiggle though. ]

Pity, that. Here I was going to give you the warmest welcome best fitting a hero, but only villains break hearts by forgetting, you know.

[ She's teasing, but she can't help it— America's reactions were usually just so cute! ]

[herocomplex]

Dude, c'mon. That's just so mean.
You know I'm kidding..!!

[menphina]

[ America pls she just loves it when he gets petulant. ]

You're still so adorable, I can't help myself. But look, you're back to being my hero now. Would you like your reward? You'll have to get it in person, though. I can't very well give you something special over a video call.

[ Well she could, but she's keeping this G-rated. ]

[herocomplex]

Hahahaha, uhhhh, thanks!!
I mean, I always want free stuff!! But also, just hanging with you is cool with me, Megs.

Beeteedubs, though, that's a different hairstyle on you!! I like it.

_{[ He's that person that hyper focuses on ONE particular thing. ]}

[menphina]

[ Her ears flick and she smiles affectionately at that. ]

You always did have a good eye. It's been a long time, America. I missed you.

[ She touches the hair tail over her shoulder and chuckles. ]

.. it's been two years since I last saw you, you know.

[ She's older now! A little. Definitely a lot less loud too. ]

How long were you home?

[herocomplex]

_{[ America is, sadly, still 19. Man, nations age really weird. ]}

Woah, really? Dude, that's whack. I wasn't gone for that long.

It was the summer here when I left.. and then I was getting ready for New Years before being brought here. Looks like I missed out on some things..! Did I miss anything really important..?

[menphina]

Nay, you weren't, but this place doesn't work the same way as the world you know.

[ She looks thoughtful. ]

France left, too, and just recently returned. Other than that, you may have missed a few celebrations. And my birthday.

[ Which she'd say as 'nameday' but it looks like the people from earth recognize birthdays more. ]

[herocomplex]

Hahahaa. Nay.

_{[ It's just funny to him, sorry. ]}

Well, that sucks ballsacks! I love celebrating crap! Do I owe you a belated birthday gift? _{I hope not!}

[menphina]

[ This child. She'll punish him. ]

Oh, you do. You'll have to go on a date with me.

[herocomplex]

Hahahahaha, uhh, what?

_{[ Oh, look at that. His cheeks do tinge the lightest of pinks. ]}

Do I gotta pay for anything?

[menphina]

Are you broke? Guess we'll just have to make some chroma when we go on our date, then.

[ She's just being a shit, she has no intention of letting him pay. But moonlacing? You bet it's happening. ]

Of course, we could always have our date at McDenny's, couldn't we? ❤️

[herocomplex]

Well.. yeah! Cause it's still up and operating..! I knew hiring that engine leg guy was a good idea..!

We can totally get some food for free there too.