001 | ( VIDEO + TEXT. ) | APRIL 25TH

[herocomplex]

_{[ Behold, the device reveals.. a familiar and arrogant face that hasn't been here for awhile! He's been here before, and with his confidence, it seems like he's remembering quite a few things. That's kind of a relief, right? ]}

WASSUP ALL YOU COOL CATS AND DOGS!! _{Hahaha, get it? 'Cause this is like.. furry planet.} Nobody even bothered to give me a welcome commitee for coming back to this place 'cause you're all shy? Hahaha, _{fuck you too!}
Oh, also! If you don't know me, my name's America! If that doesn't make sense to you, well, get the eff over it, man. I'm sure you've met the rest of my colleagues here and if you haven't.. well. Good thing you get to meet me first! I typically try to keep this on the d-low, but since everyone else is just throwing out their code name all willy-nilly, guess I will too! How about that, boss?! BOOYA.

ANYWAY, MY DUDES!! I just wanted to say what is up and also.. what you think about those BTSBoys? Maaaaan, they're far out. I've already had their songs on like.. repeat over and over. Anyone else feeling it? Did anyone else get a ticket for their concert already?

TEXT TO HETALIA CAST — UN: FUCKYEAH
ring a ling ding ding!! GUESS WHO BITCHES... did any of yall fuck up anything since i haven't been here and SOMEONE (looking @ u, germany) has been taking up leadership???

lol JK

UNLESS...

TEXT TO IIDA TENYA — UN: FUCKYEAH
oh my goddddd THANK GODDDD ur still here..
i was SO WORRIED about my business

_{[ But not Iida, apparently. ]}

Comments

text; un: ciao

[ciao]

it's you!
i'm so happy to see that you're here again i have missed you so much

i don't think anything has been messed up
i've been working a lot lately tho
the bath house is open and i found a great manager to help out

( TEXT. ) un: FUCKYEAH

[herocomplex]

italy my dude!!!!
good to see your username again

did you get boobs again at any point and i missed it??? too bad!!! haha jk

oh wow.. a bath house.. that's a really like..
not american thing to do
isn't it?? congrats

everybody bathe there nakey or what??

[ciao]

thanks i guess??

haha... the things you look forward to.

but there are certain baths where people can be naked if they'd prefer and other baths where suits are acceptable for those that aren't comfortable with it.
there's a lot of options overall
something for everyone

[herocomplex]

look it u...
catering to EVERYONE

inclusive is... well.. IN.. HAHAHA

what a good businessman u have becum italy :)

[ciao]

it’s only right since there are so many different types of people here

....
you do realize I’m primarily a business man at home right???

[herocomplex]

hell ya!!! PREACH IT BRO

yeah of like a pizza parlor or something right??