001 | ( VIDEO + TEXT. ) | APRIL 25TH

[herocomplex]

_{[ Behold, the device reveals.. a familiar and arrogant face that hasn't been here for awhile! He's been here before, and with his confidence, it seems like he's remembering quite a few things. That's kind of a relief, right? ]}

WASSUP ALL YOU COOL CATS AND DOGS!! _{Hahaha, get it? 'Cause this is like.. furry planet.} Nobody even bothered to give me a welcome commitee for coming back to this place 'cause you're all shy? Hahaha, _{fuck you too!}
Oh, also! If you don't know me, my name's America! If that doesn't make sense to you, well, get the eff over it, man. I'm sure you've met the rest of my colleagues here and if you haven't.. well. Good thing you get to meet me first! I typically try to keep this on the d-low, but since everyone else is just throwing out their code name all willy-nilly, guess I will too! How about that, boss?! BOOYA.

ANYWAY, MY DUDES!! I just wanted to say what is up and also.. what you think about those BTSBoys? Maaaaan, they're far out. I've already had their songs on like.. repeat over and over. Anyone else feeling it? Did anyone else get a ticket for their concert already?

TEXT TO HETALIA CAST — UN: FUCKYEAH
ring a ling ding ding!! GUESS WHO BITCHES... did any of yall fuck up anything since i haven't been here and SOMEONE (looking @ u, germany) has been taking up leadership???

lol JK

UNLESS...

TEXT TO IIDA TENYA — UN: FUCKYEAH
oh my goddddd THANK GODDDD ur still here..
i was SO WORRIED about my business

_{[ But not Iida, apparently. ]}

Comments

[herocomplex]

Hey Kay! _{Woah, that rhymes... I could be the next BTSBoy..}
Dude, there's still a hella bunch of people here I remember.

Things were great back home. You know, as great as they can be. We were getting ready for the New Year so I'm a little bummed I'm gonna miss that.

[kayssistant]

[America is a true poet. Shakespeare whomst.]

Aw, that's too bad you had to be pulled away from the New Year party. But you could throw another big Fourth of July here?

[herocomplex]

You bet your butt I'm gonna throw another birthday party here!! It was a pretty good success last time, wasn't it?

_{[ America, you didn't even throw the party. Italy did it for you. ]}

[kayssistant]

Yeah, it was! And now, there's more people here for you to invite! [A number were probably his citizens, too.]

[herocomplex]

Oh yeah? Man, they just keep abducting people, don't they?
Hahaha, don't worry! Once I'm president of this place, I'll make sure no other people get transported here.

_{[ Oh.. what. ]}

Totes promise.

[kayssistant]

Is it even possible to run for president here?

[She'd vote for you, but...yeah.]

[herocomplex]

I know that got queen and king kinda stuff here but sooner or later, people will see it my way and understand.. democracy is the way to go! People should be able to choose who their leader is, and since I'm the best there is, it'll work out!

[kayssistant]

You'd have to get the Prismals on board with that. 'Cause they're still the majority and all.

[herocomplex]

Yeahhhh, yeah.

_{[ He makes a face. ]}

They're all about royalty stuff here. I'm gonna have to do a looooot of convincing.

[kayssistant]

At least it'd be much, much easier to get their permission to throw your big Fourth of July bash?

[It's okay, bro.]

[herocomplex]

You got that right. I've got big plans for this place if I succeed.
NEO LUNATIA IS GONNA BE HECKING BOSS!!

_{[ Oh.. dear. ]}

[kayssistant]

[WELP. Let's see if Lunatia will still be standing after that next birthday bash.]

Of course it will! I'll do what I can to help make it super boss!

[Kay why.]

[herocomplex]

THAT'S THE AMERICAN SPIRIT!!

_{[ Terrible. ]}

[kayssistant]

Yeah! [She pumps her fist into the air.] Guess I better start thinking of American spirit cookies! Or cupcakes.

[Just slather them with red, blue and white icing, Kay.]