audio | un: steinbeck

[graftage]

Hey, guess things have gotten a little greener around here, huh?

[Someone sure sounds chipper - though, in Steinbeck's opinion, why wouldn't he be? All this triple moon stuff is up his alley, seriously. He continues, with that slight characteristic twang as he speaks.]

Anyways, if anyone needs errands done because they don't want to step outside 'cause of the flower problem, I'll be your guy. Groceries, delivering mail, you name it, I'll do it for you. I won't do it for much, either - maybe just a good handshake or two is totally fine.

[And a huff.]

And... also, if anyone needs a helping hand with their plants, I'm down for that too. Not to say much about myself, but...well, I deal with something like the plant thing on a pretty regular basis. Hell, I'll even trim it if it's getting in your way, I have the tools. Just give me a holler, okay? I'm here to help out.

video | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

[Lunatia's resident centaur lady is back on screen, starting out her post with her customary bow and smile.]

Hello, everyone! It's been a while since my last "post", I feel like there's probably so many new people here now...

My name is Konoha... If you don't know me yet, I'm a jinba... Or a "centaur" if you want! ... I'm from Tateyama in Japan, but lots of people say I'm from the past or that jinba don't exist, so I guess that's not very helpful? Anyway-

[She twirls the camera around, giving a panoramic view of the bucolic Tsurugi Farmstead and a large palomino centaur working in one of the fields before coming back to her face after she accidentally focuses on her front hooves.]


My husband and I run Tsurugi Farmstead in the Greatmoon Groves, and we're hoping to hire a few more extra hands to help out during harvests and planting! Which, um... Happens way more than I'm used to in my world, so...

[No one point out why that might be...]

You don't have to have experience farming, but you do need to be willing to work hard. It's not easy to work the earth, you know! It wouldn't be an every day sort of job, just a few days here and there throughout the month, but we pay in chroma money at the end of each day. And on days you work, you can take home a small basket of the harvest for yourself, and I'll provide lunch for free!

I guess I should use this chance to say that we also deliver, if you're looking for fresh vegetables and rice for yourself or your own business! Or you can find us on weekends at the green market... Wait, I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh!

[As if remembering, she pulls out a piece of paper from the bear pelt tied around her "waist", checking it with a squint. Right-]

Also, my neighbors said I should mention that everything we grow here is... "organic". Apparently that's popular!

Thank you for your time, everyone! If you want to sign up for work or you have any questions, I'll answer you here, okay? And if you know where I can find a priest or priestess to bless the rice fields before planting, let me know, please!