AUDIO, UN: Enterusername

[dragonfall]

I require advice on how to remove coloring from hair.

...

Directions to a reliable hairdresser will suffice if you have none, otherwise.

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[dragonfall]

[ He pointedly stays on audio. ]

I didn't do anything.

It was an accident.

[menphina]

Alright, what sort of accident did you get into?

[ She's absolutely serious! And not trying to smirk. ]

[dragonfall]

...

One moment.

[ Let him fiddle with this until it is set to a private call. ]

« private »

[menphina]

[ Folding her arms, her device propped up, and she's totally ready to screenshot this if it's not terrifying. ]

[dragonfall]

[ ...Megumi.

You are terrible.

It is not terrifying: rather, Estinien's hair, including his eyebrows, is orchid pink from his scalp to the tips hanging past his shoulders. He does not look terribly happy about the situation. ]

[menphina]

[ Thank you, thank you, she knows.

And lucky for him, that shocks her enough to. Stare. And have her jaw drop.

(Her ears are erect.) ]

What in the Seven Hells happened?!


[ This is so shocking that she's forgotten to laugh. Look at what you did, Estinien. ]

[dragonfall]

The slime.

[ A pause, before he further explains. ]

At the hotsprings. The red slime stains.

[ Rather permanently, in fact, given that his hair is still pink days later. ]

[menphina]

[ oh. OH. ]

... ugh. Sorry, Estinien. I can work on a tonic to reduce the discoloration, but you might just find something better here in the Super-Market.

Why was the slime on your head?!

[dragonfall]

Felih has offered to aid me with his own alchemical knowledge. I am...hopeful.

[ Because the alternatives are not attractive. ]

...I would rather not say.

[menphina]

Huh, didn't know he was good with that, too. Well, you know where to look if it doesn't work.

[ And a deadpan look- ]

You know I'm just going to start guessing if you don't say it, aye? Though if you're not saying anything, it sounds like someone turned into one like my other friend did. That was unsettling.

[dragonfall]

[ Unsurprisingly, Estinien just scowls for a while.

Finally, he answers: ]

Cehd'ra became a slime as well.

I encountered him.

[menphina]

Cehd'ra did? That's not so bad, he's your boyfriend! My friend ended up latched onto some stranger and got. Things on them. Things!!


[ She makes a face and sticks out her tongue in an "ew" gesture, followed by a shudder. ]

How'd he get your hair pink, though? Did he absorb rolanberries or somesuch?

[dragonfall]

...

...

...

...we had a sexual encounter. He got everywhere. All of him stained.

[ He just says it because she would pester him until he told her anyway. Or ask Cehd'ra. ]