[text] un; twistblade

[refining]

hi everyone some1 showed me spellcheck on this so now I feel like greeting

I'm elsword and I've been here like 4 months I think I also hate reading but there's been a lot 2 learn here but I am tired of that I want some fun so some1 sparkle with me or show me around more

[It's "spar", but Elsword is assuming autocorrect knows more than him here.]

Comments

voice; un: asura

[demonicbookworm]

[Voice since the other said that he doesn't like reading.]

You'd like to sparkle?

[text]

[refining]

yes cause I havent got 2 use my sword since I got here

how do voice

[demonicbookworm]

[Sword? For sparkling?]

Oh... so you mean sparring?

There's a voice option on your device.

[refining]

but I was trying 2 type sparkle but it keeps turning it into sparkle

I did want to do some sparking

[A few seconds later in voice]

Hey! Thanks finding that voice option was hard though. I know it's not really a place where people fight much...but I just don't want to get rusty.

voice | un: guerrillalove

[sendinthedelta]

[Also voice because Carlos hates texting.]

Yo. Is your roommate named Aisha?

[Who the hell else has a name like Elsword? Probably no one.]

[text]

[refining]

hi yes aisha my roommate sorry if she yelled she yells a lot

[sendinthedelta]

[Well she does yell quite a bit but that's not the issue here.]

What? No. Man, she almost died from lack of chroma. How the hell did you not notice that happening?!

[goestoextremes]

Not sure about sparkling but if you want to join me and my dog for a walk, we can show you around.

[text]

[refining]

thats a shame but I love dogs so yes u wanna meat somewhere soon

[text]

[goestoextremes]

you can tell me what sparkling even means when we meet?? Coincidentally my dog loves people, so that's perfect. And sure, we can meet somewhere soon. Crystal Beach?

un: tigerpoet

[tigerpoet]

[is this another sword person??? probably]

Nice to meet you, Elsword. Why don't you like reading?

[refining]

some of the words r hard aisha makes fun of me

[tigerpoet]

That's not very nice of her. Everyone learns at their own pace.

text because she's hiding from him

[relearning]

Wow, you learned how to sparkle? That's impressive.

[ She knows him well enough to know what he means but she can't help but tease him a little for the typo. ]

text

[refining]

im trying 2 type sparkle but it always turns into sparkle fix this

[relearning]

Tap the end of the word 'sparkle' and press backspace until you have 'spar.'

You're welcome.

[Text, UN: bardic_uncertainty]

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Using numbers as a shorthand for words, that's new to me.

Good to meet you, Elsword? I'm Pidonus, I've been here a while.

I'm going to assume you meant 'moonlace' and not 'sparkle'?

[text]

[refining]

I dont know how to spell my numbers pidonus

didnt learn much besides adding them

no I didnt mean moonlight I meant sparkle it keeps changing my words

Re: [text]

[have_hat_will_travel]

[Pidonus opts to just drop rather than intentionally or unintentionally harp on the numbers thing.]

... Oh, did you mean spar?

I've been looking for people to spar with, actually.

And uh yeah the autocorrect is a pain in the ass, to say the least.

un: username

[omkara]

Someone showed you spell check and you still managed to blunder your message.

Are you a child?

[refining]

I'm not a child I just never needed 2 worry about writing be4

[omkara]

How do you not worry about writing? How does this happen?

text; un: w

[kekw]

So for the sake of argument, how do you sparkle with someone else?

[ Man, this place is weird. In a lot of ways. ]

[refining]

apparently that was a mistake

I meant 2 say spar

some1 asked if that meant moonlace 4 some reason

[kekw]

To be fair both moonlacing and sparring could translate into a same euphemism so they're not wrong. [ Having sex, technically. ] But sparring huh, you some kind of warrior or something?