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[hopefanatic]

There's something I've been thinking about for a while so I hope all of you will be patient enough to indulge me.

A good deal of fantastic and seemingly-impossible things happen in this place, ranging from all of us raising dragons to encountering killer plants like ones out of an old horror movie. I know that I don't just speak for myself when I say that a lot of the things we encounter here simply don't happen where I'm from... In fact one could even call all of it downright impossible and against the laws of nature and physics! I mean, the moons changing us into animals? Some mysterious space society that we've "mysteriously" encountered right when they need our help? It almost sounds like a video game!

Which brings me to the question I'd like to pose to all of you...

How do you know that any of this is reality?

Comments

[hopefanatic]

That's very true! There's someone very unpleasant from my world here, it's really the worst.

[coolerjunpei]

[..........]

is it you? is that the punchline?

[hopefanatic]

How harsh! I wasn't making a joke that time!

[Of course he also wasn't really joking about anything else he's said.]

No, believe it or not there's someone here even worse than me.

[coolerjunpei]

oh yeah? how much worse?

[hopefanatic]

Bad enough that she earned herself the tilt "Ultimate Despair".

[coolerjunpei]

uh

is that some internet thing?

[Junpei, 22, actually 85]

[hopefanatic]

I know it sounds like a pretty dramatic name but I guarantee that it's fitting. Wherever she goes she brings despair and it's only a matter of time before she tries to infect this place.

[coolerjunpei]

okay, okay. i'll keep an eye out for any especially weird chicks.

[hopefanatic]

Her name is Junko Enoshima.

[coolerjunpei]

i'll jot it down. maybe you should put up posters.