un: tigerpoet

[tigerpoet]

I think by an Earth calendar, today would be Father's Day.

To the other parents who are here... do you miss your children? Even if you wouldn't want them here.

I miss mine.

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[graftage]

A cougar...

[He's trying to imagine that.]

Could he speak? Or not at all?

[tigerpoet]

[imagine waking up in bed next to a cougar.]

He could talk, which made it more bearable for him but more surreal for me.

[graftage]

...

Yeah, that absolutely does sound surreal. I guess he had to learn how to walk on four legs, huh.

[tigerpoet]

He couldn't open his bags of chips with his paws, so he ate them whole, including the bag.

[graftage]

That can't be good for his stomach.

[tigerpoet]

He did get a bit of a stomachache after...

[graftage]

Yeesh. Luckily he didn't get himself poisoned. Stuff we eat can be dangerous to cats.

[tigerpoet]

I know that, but when Atsushi turned into a housecat and I tried to feed him cat food he just refused, so I didn't think it was worth arguing with Ranpo...