oo2 ★ okay that's it. text; un: marmorapaladin

[undeserted]

[ It's short and sweet! Unlike Keith, who is also short but bitter as all hell right now. ]

look don't read into this too much
are any other Iris moonblessed feeling like their heat is
early?
or feels. different. [ read: worse. so much worse. ]

does it have anything to do with dragon stuff

I looked up some information
I'm wondering how we get chosen for stuff like this
if there's anything about us that
factors in.

Just curious I guess


[ Basically why the fuck did he get saddled with Iris and now this shit?? like, he isn't sure if he should be insulted or not at this point. This is also a very roundabout way of asking for some help and/or reassurance because this shit sucks but also he's Keith and this is about as publicly forthcoming as he gets. ]

Comments

[undeserted]

I guess

It's just kinda weird
to be given both

assignments

Iris and the dragon thing

[hunksmash]

Screw Planet just wants you Big Horny, my dude. i dunno.

at least its not
i mean it all sucks
but i'm usually in a different boat and now i've got no resources for what i feel like i need rn.
it might just be rotten luck tho.

[undeserted]

uh
do you

I mean I can
give you advice.
if you need it.

[hunksmash]

sure.
i mean, depending, i don't know how useful advise that isn't "find a new bone bro" is gonna go
but i'm definitely intrigued by the idea of making you give it so... yeah. hit me.

[undeserted]

Making me?

like in a
sexy way?

[ God, Keith. Stop. ]

[hunksmash]

not the original intention, but by all means... if you wanna make it sexy, make it sexy.

more like "that's kind of awkward. maybe i can at least laugh at the delivery."

but you're probably versatile, right?