text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

im just gonna get to the point: i really, really need to fuck
whatever new bullshit that's going on is making it hard to ignore

im not looking for a date
just so we're clear

i like men that's about my only preference

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[teaserving]

i havent broken in my new place yet
so we'll go with that
less worried about fucking around with guys finally huh?

[loungelizard]

Oh yeah? Should I bring some housewarming gifts?

Sure. What can I say? I'm pretty busy these days, but whenever I get free time I like to watch romantic comedies and work on my character growth.

[teaserving]

wine's never a bad choice

good on you
it's worth expanding your horizons on that kind of thing

[loungelizard]

Wait, really? Last I knew, you were on the wagon.

You're absolutely correct! The pool of eligible candidates has increased exponentially.

[Please don't check his math.]

[teaserving]

and now i dont have a reason to be
so bring wine

i'll take your word for it

[loungelizard]

...Ah. Noted. I'll bring the good stuff.

Where's your new digs?

[teaserving]

good counting on you for that
hang on

[BOOP address sent]

[loungelizard]

I'll be there soon!

[And he really does mean soon. Like soon as in "probably didn't actually stop anywhere on the way here" soon. And he's apparently empty-handed when he shows up, too...

Knock knock! Abba is probably going to catch him mid-smoothing down his hair like this is His Usual Thing.]