[Voice]

[seawanderer]

[ There's a new voice over the comm devices today, one that clearly belongs to a singer thanks to the odd lilt to certain notes. ]

Please forgive the interruption...Has anyone experienced something new happen to their bodies as of today?

Specifically....has anyone lain eggs courtesy of the last few days?


[ A longer pause, and he makes an attempt to make this bit private to one Thranduil, Elven King. And he sounds both resigned and bemused. ]

Thranduil, there are some things here that may interest you. No, I will not bring them to you, you will have to come here.

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Voice

[noenvy]

You laid an egg...?

{Private Voice}

[tauraran]

{Lain eggs - ? Thranduil is disturbed and uncertain he should give this any of his attention whatsoever. Then again, he isn't - nor has he ever been - an absentee father.}

Where are you?

[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

i fucking hate this place
i fucking hate this place so fucking much
did you lay an egg my dude? an actual egg? please tell me thats not what you meant

Text, UN: L-B-

[allegedprisoner]

[ He's not sure if he should actually show his face on here, plus texting is easier for him to keep track of. ]

I have not, and that seems physically impossible unless you are a bird or lizard.

un: no1bananaslut

[coralroot]

HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LAY EGGS?!

I hate this place.

[firstdayblues]

An egg.

Really? This isn't some kind of punked thing where you're just recording people, right?

voice;

[gwenhwyfar]

[ Because she almost quite literally lives under a rock. ]

... What?