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[kingfuckboy]

[ A break from your regularly scheduled Sanguis in the late afternoon of July 1. On video is an almost naked JJ - standing much taller than normal, scales crawling over his arms and to his face, with curved horns. He's dressed in an oversized t-shirt that says I'm Not Perfect, But I'm Canadian. So close enough.

He's holding up a Canadian flag, which he got from god knows where, and it's mostly hiding that he's actually clothed today. He's grinning stupidly, fangs and all. His voice sounds just a little different thanks to being exalted, though he sounds quite cheerful. The background? His kitchen. Clean but there's definitely a lot of baked goods even in view. ]

Happy Canada Day! If I were home today, I'd be eating my mom's berry pie and watching fireworks. I could probably find some fireworks, and I am great at baking, but nothing is as good as mom's, I guess.

That being said I made way too many sweets and I can't eat them all, so if anyone wants some baked goods, they're free to a good home. Just drop your info and I'll have them delivered to you. I have a few different variety of pies, some Nanaimo bars, that sort of thing.

If you don't want sweets, tell me about a food you're missing from home.

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[bisection]

Oh. Okay. Sure, that would be fine...

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[kingfuckboy]

Some of the best in the world are there. It's a real test of skill! I like good competition and I can't find better.

A lot of people I know sleep, but I can't seem to...but yeah, music is good.

[kingfuckboy]

i have a variety of pies
some berries - like raspberry, blackberry, blueberry, and i even have apple

nanaimo bars
some brownies
cookies

[kingfuckboy]

that sounds good to me and they won't go bad at least for awhile since they can go in the fridge

just pick a time and i'll be sure to be there

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[saxsongs]

I do also enjoy a bit of competition in my life... I guess we're both competing in our own ways.

[He smiles.]

It depends for me. Sometimes I sleep well and sometimes I'm too restless to do so.

[chichichi]

I'm aware. "Grand Theft Makoto" doesn't have the same ring to it, though.

Well, not for me, anyway. I suppose that gives you a fine mental image.

[chichichi]

That isn't technically true, but I doubt either of us wants to hit the books concerning Lunatian law. Are you sure you don't need a safe word for rescue?

[babygotbackstroke]

Why are you guys like this?

[shrugsitoff]

Heh, good to know.

[ oh shit i forgot it's sanguis SO YEAH SOUSUKE HAS DOG EARS AND TAILS

he sniffs the air and there's a slow wag to his tail ]

Hey, that pie smells kinda good.

[herocomplex]

Really? I like singing.. maybe we can karaoke sometime.

_{[ But maybe not while JJ is a dragon? The last thing America needs is to jizz his pants from hearing this guy sing. Lord knows it would happen to him, too. ]}

Oh.. I have some snappers in here too!

_{[ He'll pull out a box of those while we're at it. ]}

You said you have siblings? I think I told you I have one too cause you're Canadian. We look the exact same.. it's kind of fun.

_{[ It's fun cause everyone blames Canada for shit that America did and he likes getting away with being a criminal, I guess. ]}

[chichichi]

Surely you don't expect me to give away all our secrets during our first conversation. That's hardly any fun.

[noneforyou]

Okay, I've heard of all of those fruits. They're all good.

I don't know what a nanaimo bar is though.

[kingfuckboy]

sure it does

plus i definitely didn't steal a whole entire orca

isn't there some movie about a kid stealing a whale? this isn't it.

[ jj is 4 years younger than free willy ]

[kingfuckboy]

(´｡• ω •｡`) ♡❤♡❤♡❤♡❤♡

[kingfuckboy]

I love Karaoke! We have to go sometime, then. I bet you're a pretty good singer. What type of things do you sing? I sang one of my own songs I performed to before.

[ Oh hey - so he'll ask. ]

Oh - oh, you should give me an example today maybe.

[ Ah - he pauses. ]

Oh! I do, they figure skate like I do. [ Blinks ] So you're twins? Or like just kind of alike.

[chichichi]

Oh? This planet does produce some similar media to that of Earth. You're taking some artistic liberties here, though.

[ Can Makoto swim and leap over a cheering JJ on a rock? Questions. ]

[kingfuckboy]

[ Look at how cute you are, Sousuke. JJ's grinning broad ]

Of course it does - it's fresh. It's the best way to have some. Hey, you look pretty cute!

[ He turns, showing his...long, dragon tail. ]

I was a dog for a little while! Then bam, dragon. It's fun [ sure, jj ] Like, if your tail wags really fast, it can knock things over without noticing.

[ who wrecked his apartment? this guy ]

[kingfuckboy]

alright give me your address and i'll stop by and drop it off :)

[kingfuckboy]

it's layers of
graham crackers
nuts
coconuts
a custard icing
and a chocolate top

its very sweet!

[kingfuckboy]

I'm always way too excited to sleep.

[ The fact that he's a human-shaped energy ball doesn't help. ]

Or nervous, too, I think.

[kingfuckboy]

what

what

whaaaaaaaaat

i

don't think so

?!?!

🤯😳

[chichichi]

[ Oh, she knows exactly what he's thinking. She's had him, but she's there's nothing quite like a friendly finisher. ]

Oh, and JJ? Orcas don't wear clothes.

[kingfuckboy]

everyone knows

orcas would look

good in skirts

duh - see

[ attached: skitrca.png ]

[chichichi]

You want to put Makoto-san in a skirt?

[ Is... is that what she's supposed to take away from this? Is that supposed to be sexy?? ]

[kingfuckboy]

makoto can wear whatever he wants and will look good in any of them

[ deflection fail. his crush is showing. ]