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[kingfuckboy]

[ A break from your regularly scheduled Sanguis in the late afternoon of July 1. On video is an almost naked JJ - standing much taller than normal, scales crawling over his arms and to his face, with curved horns. He's dressed in an oversized t-shirt that says I'm Not Perfect, But I'm Canadian. So close enough.

He's holding up a Canadian flag, which he got from god knows where, and it's mostly hiding that he's actually clothed today. He's grinning stupidly, fangs and all. His voice sounds just a little different thanks to being exalted, though he sounds quite cheerful. The background? His kitchen. Clean but there's definitely a lot of baked goods even in view. ]

Happy Canada Day! If I were home today, I'd be eating my mom's berry pie and watching fireworks. I could probably find some fireworks, and I am great at baking, but nothing is as good as mom's, I guess.

That being said I made way too many sweets and I can't eat them all, so if anyone wants some baked goods, they're free to a good home. Just drop your info and I'll have them delivered to you. I have a few different variety of pies, some Nanaimo bars, that sort of thing.

If you don't want sweets, tell me about a food you're missing from home.

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un: music2myears

[afoolshope]

What's a Nanaimo bar?

[Honestly, you had him at sweets.]

un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

it's a layered treat with

graham crackers, nuts, coconuts
a custard icing
and a chocolate top!

it's not really baked but it's pretty sweet

[afoolshope]

How many are you willing to deliver and would you be able to deliver to Lystellus?

text, un: birdinthehand

[chichichi]

You've delivered to my address before during a holiday. Why don't you surprise me this time? It's the least you could do after being so quiet lately, JJ.

un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

i've been busy sanguis and the stuff last month

i can send them to you

surprises, eh? i don't suppose you like berries, huh ;)

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[herocomplex]

DUDE!!

Waaaay super nice of you to start celebrating my birthday a few days earlier..!!

_{[ Is he joking or being serious?? A Mystery. ]}

Lemme come over and help you with all those sweets!!

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[kingfuckboy]

[ Is he fucking with you now? ]

When's your birthday, then? That's the sort of thing that gets an entire cake.

un: sousuke

[shrugsitoff]

Why'd you make so many baked goods if you knew you couldn't eat them all?

[kingfuckboy]

Some to share. Some to keep. Plus, I figure if there's anything left in a few days, Cordis like to eat.

voice, un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

Squid ink pasta. I don't think there's a way to replicate it here.

[Do they even HAVE squid on this planet?? Hell, he doesn't know.]

I'm surprised you could find that flag in a place like this.

[kingfuckboy]

I don't think there is here. There's probably some pretty interesting knockoffs, though. It could probably even get it pretty close.

[ Good question... ]

Oh. Yeah! I got pretty lucky and made friends with a couple of Prismals and had it made. It's pretty genius right? Seemed like the bare minimum for celebrating today!

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[ringlette]

I would love to have some of your sweets, JJ!

Since I do not recall giving you my living information yet, I shall deliver them to you now!

[ Slides her address info in a text message! ]

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[kingfuckboy]

Thank you - and you hadn't yet! How have you been, Marie?

I'll stop by personally and drop some off for you. Do you have a favorite fruit? Or do you love chocolate?

un: specialprize

[isntitsad]

Oh, that's nice of you! Happy Canada Day. I don't exactly recognize a lot of those things, but they look great! What are those brown ones in the foil?

[She points at the butter tarts, because who doesn't make those.]

[kingfuckboy]

[ One of his favorites - even! ]

Butter tarts. Some are classic, but I even made some with some chocolate chips. They're pretty sweet, slightly runny treats. Did you want to try one? [ grins ]

un: sinistra

[bisection]

Sweets... can I have some? I have not had many before... nothing 'baked'.

[ Just floor food and whatever sustenance was run into him through a feeding tube as a child. Maybe some bland hospital food before he became too weak to eat on his own. He's exploring every food possibility he can while he is here and has a body! ]

Ah... home? Nothing. Usually, when I ate, it was meat so.

[kingfuckboy]

[ It takes him a second because - nothing baked? Woah. ]

Really? Never have?

[ He blinks, and though his smile fades for even a brief moment, it immediately returns, just as wide as it was before. ]

Of course you can. Any that you want, as many as you want. I'm probably going to keep baking for awhile. I'm kind of antsy during Sanguis.

[ He's literally always antsy. ]

Ah...well, then you get a lot of fun opportunities here, huh. Do you like sweets? Maybe sweets with fruits or chocolate or things like that?

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[dvine]

Oooh! Happy Holiday!

I'm not the sweets type of guy but I won't mind a few slices of pie for after dinner dessert!

As for the food I miss
well
I managed to find most of the stuff I like back home here

[Rather, Yosuke cooked for him and Midorima found a place. He loves both of those, but there's something special when actual chef makes proper dish]

I do miss authentic French cusine

[kingfuckboy]

you're not?

well, the berry pies aren't too sweet, too

what's your favorite, then?

video; un: saxitup

[saxsongs]

[Ren is also a Sanguis, but his changes are that of a goldfish. Mostly orange sparkling scales around his neck and fins on his arms (that show well because he's wearing a tank top). He seems rather cheerful/generally interested while also sounding a bit like Victor, thanks Suwabe.]

Canada is definitely a country I wish to visit one day. It's been on plans for a while, but I have yet to manage a trip.

I would definitely be interested in tasting some sweets from there.

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[kingfuckboy]

I have a lot of variety. Butter tarts are a staple, same with Nanaimo bars. So if you want our favorites, those are the ones to pick.

[ Leans towards the camera. ]

What's stopping you from visiting?

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[noneforyou]

[ Sweets you say... ]

Why are you lumping pies in with sweets?

[ A pause, then he quickly follows it up. ]

Oh you're talking about those weird pies.

I'll take one of everything.

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[kingfuckboy]

huh???

weird pies??

one of everything? really?!

sure thing

text; un: no

[terribletwos]

sea salt ice cream.

what's a nanaimo bar/

[kingfuckboy]

it's a buncha layers with graham crackers, nuts, coconuts, a custard icing, and a chocolate top

it's kinda like a candy bar