004; video | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

[ A break from your regularly scheduled Sanguis in the late afternoon of July 1. On video is an almost naked JJ - standing much taller than normal, scales crawling over his arms and to his face, with curved horns. He's dressed in an oversized t-shirt that says I'm Not Perfect, But I'm Canadian. So close enough.

He's holding up a Canadian flag, which he got from god knows where, and it's mostly hiding that he's actually clothed today. He's grinning stupidly, fangs and all. His voice sounds just a little different thanks to being exalted, though he sounds quite cheerful. The background? His kitchen. Clean but there's definitely a lot of baked goods even in view. ]

Happy Canada Day! If I were home today, I'd be eating my mom's berry pie and watching fireworks. I could probably find some fireworks, and I am great at baking, but nothing is as good as mom's, I guess.

That being said I made way too many sweets and I can't eat them all, so if anyone wants some baked goods, they're free to a good home. Just drop your info and I'll have them delivered to you. I have a few different variety of pies, some Nanaimo bars, that sort of thing.

If you don't want sweets, tell me about a food you're missing from home.

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[chichichi]

And hello, Orca-san. I take it you're responsible for JJ being so utterly occupied the past month?

[babygotbackstroke]

[Fishy friend, what???

Oh. His username. Whoops.]

You can me Makoto. And um... I guess I am. (ヾ;￣▽￣)ヾ

[chichichi]

Makoto-san. I guess it's a good thing JJ got a new bed, then.

I'm Setsura, by the way. I'd say "it's nice to meet you," but I think I'll hold onto that for an in person meeting should it happen.

[babygotbackstroke]

I suppose it is, all things considered...

I hope the last few days haven't been troublesome for you?

[chichichi]

They were eventful.

[ And that's putting it lightly. Two possessive Astellas focused and possessive about one another and their shared territory? And then there was all the dragons and dragonsong and eggs about, nevermind laying an actual egg -- really, again, putting it lightly on top of Lyestella's awakening and all that came with that. ]

I can't blame JJ for that one, though. What about you?

[kingfuckboy]

were you going to try and blame it on me??? huh??

lil ol me???

im innocent of all crimes

[babygotbackstroke]

You did commit a crime though. You kidnapped me! （　´∀｀）

[kingfuckboy]

well dragons do like to hoard pretty things (｡♥‿♥｡)

[chichichi]

That was a quick flip. I don't think your testimony will hold up in court, JJ, not that I believed you for a second. I should take you downtown.

[kingfuckboy]

what??

you don't have the authority to arrest me, setsura

unless you mean something else

i mean

maybe then

[chichichi]

I don't, hm? I suppose we'll just have to see about that.

[ And now Setsura has a reason to play detective. RIP, JJ. ]

[kingfuckboy]

i mean

if you really wanna try

i'm up to the challenge

[ that's what this is ]

[chichichi]

I'm not sure it's going to be much of a challenge for me. You're off to a terrible start, publically admitting to Grand Theft Orca.

At least make it interesting, JJ.

[ Setsura, don't encourage your competitive fuckbuddy into committing crime?? ]

[babygotbackstroke]

Please don't call it Grand Theft Orca and please don't encourage JJ.

[chichichi]

You were the one who raised the criminal accusation against him and prompted him to change his story.

But it's fine. I'll see him on the streets.

[babygotbackstroke]

You know very well it was a joke. Besides, I have to actually press charges for anyone to be arrested.

[And he’s not, so!]

[chichichi]

That isn't technically true, but I doubt either of us wants to hit the books concerning Lunatian law. Are you sure you don't need a safe word for rescue?

[babygotbackstroke]

Why are you guys like this?

[chichichi]

Surely you don't expect me to give away all our secrets during our first conversation. That's hardly any fun.

[kingfuckboy]

(´｡• ω •｡`) ♡❤♡❤♡❤♡❤♡

[kingfuckboy]

aw
he has a name setsura-chan

[chichichi]

I'm aware. "Grand Theft Makoto" doesn't have the same ring to it, though.

Well, not for me, anyway. I suppose that gives you a fine mental image.

[kingfuckboy]

sure it does

plus i definitely didn't steal a whole entire orca

isn't there some movie about a kid stealing a whale? this isn't it.

[ jj is 4 years younger than free willy ]

[chichichi]

Oh? This planet does produce some similar media to that of Earth. You're taking some artistic liberties here, though.

[ Can Makoto swim and leap over a cheering JJ on a rock? Questions. ]

[kingfuckboy]

what

what

whaaaaaaaaat

i

don't think so

?!?!

🤯😳