004; video | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

[ A break from your regularly scheduled Sanguis in the late afternoon of July 1. On video is an almost naked JJ - standing much taller than normal, scales crawling over his arms and to his face, with curved horns. He's dressed in an oversized t-shirt that says I'm Not Perfect, But I'm Canadian. So close enough.

He's holding up a Canadian flag, which he got from god knows where, and it's mostly hiding that he's actually clothed today. He's grinning stupidly, fangs and all. His voice sounds just a little different thanks to being exalted, though he sounds quite cheerful. The background? His kitchen. Clean but there's definitely a lot of baked goods even in view. ]

Happy Canada Day! If I were home today, I'd be eating my mom's berry pie and watching fireworks. I could probably find some fireworks, and I am great at baking, but nothing is as good as mom's, I guess.

That being said I made way too many sweets and I can't eat them all, so if anyone wants some baked goods, they're free to a good home. Just drop your info and I'll have them delivered to you. I have a few different variety of pies, some Nanaimo bars, that sort of thing.

If you don't want sweets, tell me about a food you're missing from home.

Comments

[kingfuckboy]

i mean

if you really wanna try

i'm up to the challenge

[ that's what this is ]

[chichichi]

I'm not sure it's going to be much of a challenge for me. You're off to a terrible start, publically admitting to Grand Theft Orca.

At least make it interesting, JJ.

[ Setsura, don't encourage your competitive fuckbuddy into committing crime?? ]

[babygotbackstroke]

Please don't call it Grand Theft Orca and please don't encourage JJ.

[chichichi]

You were the one who raised the criminal accusation against him and prompted him to change his story.

But it's fine. I'll see him on the streets.

[babygotbackstroke]

You know very well it was a joke. Besides, I have to actually press charges for anyone to be arrested.

[And he’s not, so!]

[chichichi]

That isn't technically true, but I doubt either of us wants to hit the books concerning Lunatian law. Are you sure you don't need a safe word for rescue?

[babygotbackstroke]

Why are you guys like this?

[chichichi]

Surely you don't expect me to give away all our secrets during our first conversation. That's hardly any fun.

[kingfuckboy]

(´｡• ω •｡`) ♡❤♡❤♡❤♡❤♡

[kingfuckboy]

aw
he has a name setsura-chan

[chichichi]

I'm aware. "Grand Theft Makoto" doesn't have the same ring to it, though.

Well, not for me, anyway. I suppose that gives you a fine mental image.

[kingfuckboy]

sure it does

plus i definitely didn't steal a whole entire orca

isn't there some movie about a kid stealing a whale? this isn't it.

[ jj is 4 years younger than free willy ]

[chichichi]

Oh? This planet does produce some similar media to that of Earth. You're taking some artistic liberties here, though.

[ Can Makoto swim and leap over a cheering JJ on a rock? Questions. ]

[kingfuckboy]

what

what

whaaaaaaaaat

i

don't think so

?!?!

🤯😳

[chichichi]

[ Oh, she knows exactly what he's thinking. She's had him, but she's there's nothing quite like a friendly finisher. ]

Oh, and JJ? Orcas don't wear clothes.

[kingfuckboy]

everyone knows

orcas would look

good in skirts

duh - see

[ attached: skitrca.png ]

[chichichi]

You want to put Makoto-san in a skirt?

[ Is... is that what she's supposed to take away from this? Is that supposed to be sexy?? ]

[kingfuckboy]

makoto can wear whatever he wants and will look good in any of them

[ deflection fail. his crush is showing. ]

[chichichi]

He's certainly captivated you, hm? I suppose I'll have to borrow you at some point. I imagine he'd appreciate that.

[ Compared to the alternatively, which would be her encouraging JJ to spit out anything resembling details here. She can be merciful. ]

[kingfuckboy]

i'm easy to find so
you know
anytime :)

(♥ω♥ ) ~♪

[chichichi]

Your words.