004; video | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

[ A break from your regularly scheduled Sanguis in the late afternoon of July 1. On video is an almost naked JJ - standing much taller than normal, scales crawling over his arms and to his face, with curved horns. He's dressed in an oversized t-shirt that says I'm Not Perfect, But I'm Canadian. So close enough.

He's holding up a Canadian flag, which he got from god knows where, and it's mostly hiding that he's actually clothed today. He's grinning stupidly, fangs and all. His voice sounds just a little different thanks to being exalted, though he sounds quite cheerful. The background? His kitchen. Clean but there's definitely a lot of baked goods even in view. ]

Happy Canada Day! If I were home today, I'd be eating my mom's berry pie and watching fireworks. I could probably find some fireworks, and I am great at baking, but nothing is as good as mom's, I guess.

That being said I made way too many sweets and I can't eat them all, so if anyone wants some baked goods, they're free to a good home. Just drop your info and I'll have them delivered to you. I have a few different variety of pies, some Nanaimo bars, that sort of thing.

If you don't want sweets, tell me about a food you're missing from home.

Comments

[chichichi]

[ It's time. ]

I'm impressed you can type and fuck.

[kingfuckboy]

well obviously i'm only typing right now, setsura

i'm pretty good at multitasking, tho

so i could be lying

un: orca

[babygotbackstroke]

No, you're not good at multitasking.

[You have a one track mind and he knows it.]

[kingfuckboy]

what!!

i can so!

[ makoto could definitely hear an offended "HEY!" from the other room ]

maybe i should prove it huh

[babygotbackstroke]

[That made him laugh lightly, sipping the coffee JJ had brought him earlier.]

Don't. I don't need you proving anything.

[kingfuckboy]

later then :)

i baked and made coffee at the same time, tho

oh and i have a coffee cake if you want any too

it's pretty awesome and i'm not sharing it

[babygotbackstroke]

Anyone can bake and make coffee when there’s obligatory moments of not doing anything, JJ.

[Even he knows that! But...]

Coffee cake sounds good, I’ll join you in a minute.

[kingfuckboy]

aw :(

alright, well, i'll cut you out a slice

do you need anything else?

[babygotbackstroke]

No, I'm alright. I'm just slow in the morning.

[Being sore from the mating season notwithstanding.]

[kingfuckboy]

yeah you are ;) it's ok tho bc i like being the first one up

[babygotbackstroke]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Should I be worried?

[kingfuckboy]

it means you're cute when you're sleeping so i don't mind hanging while i wait for you to get up

1/2

[chichichi]

I'm not surprised your fishy friend is wise to this, but really, JJ, you're not good at lying either or have you forgotten already?

2/2

[chichichi]

And hello, Orca-san. I take it you're responsible for JJ being so utterly occupied the past month?

[babygotbackstroke]

[Fishy friend, what???

Oh. His username. Whoops.]

You can me Makoto. And um... I guess I am. (ヾ;￣▽￣)ヾ

[chichichi]

Makoto-san. I guess it's a good thing JJ got a new bed, then.

I'm Setsura, by the way. I'd say "it's nice to meet you," but I think I'll hold onto that for an in person meeting should it happen.

[babygotbackstroke]

I suppose it is, all things considered...

I hope the last few days haven't been troublesome for you?

[chichichi]

They were eventful.

[ And that's putting it lightly. Two possessive Astellas focused and possessive about one another and their shared territory? And then there was all the dragons and dragonsong and eggs about, nevermind laying an actual egg -- really, again, putting it lightly on top of Lyestella's awakening and all that came with that. ]

I can't blame JJ for that one, though. What about you?

[kingfuckboy]

were you going to try and blame it on me??? huh??

lil ol me???

im innocent of all crimes

[babygotbackstroke]

You did commit a crime though. You kidnapped me! （　´∀｀）

[kingfuckboy]

well dragons do like to hoard pretty things (｡♥‿♥｡)

[chichichi]

That was a quick flip. I don't think your testimony will hold up in court, JJ, not that I believed you for a second. I should take you downtown.

[kingfuckboy]

what??

you don't have the authority to arrest me, setsura

unless you mean something else

i mean

maybe then

[chichichi]

I don't, hm? I suppose we'll just have to see about that.

[ And now Setsura has a reason to play detective. RIP, JJ. ]

[kingfuckboy]

i mean

if you really wanna try

i'm up to the challenge

[ that's what this is ]