TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

hey so do we hav a church here???? i kind of thought it b4 but now after everything i no more than EVER what we rly need is a church!!

or hey is anybody a priest??? a pastor???? i think we could all use a rly good CONFESSION u no??? super good 4 the soul. i have SOOOO much 2 get off my chest.........

also i rly wanted a dragon but i couldnt get 1 so im thinking i could get a bear??? i want a bear!!! or mayb a cow would b good 4 sum cheese???

also all the snacks here r weird

k thats all thnx!!!

[If you can't understand anything being said here, it's fine. You have common sense.]

Comments

un: undyingsoul

[necroyalty]

You're going to have to be more specific.

Do you need the services of a cleric to any god in particular, or are you not choosy?

text; un: Lietuva

[lojalumas]

[Poland is going to bring some kind of animal home, it's only a matter of time.]

A cow. A cow would be good.

[paluszki]

oops i always forget im not home
catholic priest!

[paluszki]

ill get us a cow!!!!
except itll b a space cow
omg will it moo??? or will it be all OOOOOOMMM!!!
get it??? becuz its backwards

( TEXT. ) un: FUCKYEAH

[herocomplex]

_{[ Polska seems familiar and that typing style also seems familiar, soooo: ]}

poland dude
is that u?????

lol who else would b asking about a church here besides u
also it would make sense if u got here just to follow lithuania's ass lmao

( text, un: lavieenrose )

[affectueux]

[ what is he saying ]

If I understand correctly, you’re looking for someone of the Catholic faith?

[paluszki]

wait omg is this america????? italy told me u were here!!! but then i didnt no how 2 find anybody
and things r so weird here omg omg
but HI

also i didnt follow him
we r lyk a package deal
buy 1 and get 1!!!
except we rnt 4 sale

[This message went places.]

[paluszki]

[He tried his hardest.

Except no. He didn't at all.]

yes thats exactly it!!!! this place rly needs it

[lojalumas]

[ At least this way it'll be a cow and not a bear. Small victories, Lithuania is already going to be losing sleep and not in the fun way.]

Can cows survive in space?
Anyway, if you are going to get a cow then you're going to need to find somewhere to keep it.

[herocomplex]

hahahaha god italy
what a guy

_{[ WHAT A GUY. Wtf does that mean? ]}

nice
glad 2 see u both made it tho
maybe u will be able to ease lithuania's worry
he already wore me out worrying about literally everything

i love the guy butt he needs to take a chill pill sometimes
u feel
give that guy a spa date n some weed

jk don't do weed

_{[ ... yeah, it's certainly going places. ]}

i know u both are like hella weak
so anytime u need anything just lemme know
u can rely on me!! like always
:)

as for a church uhhhh
bro like why
i don't wanna confess anything

_{[ He's suppressed his Christian roots cause he's been so awful lately. Why you gotta remind him? ]}

[paluszki]

ur room!!

[Is he joking? Is he serious?

It's a mystery.]

[paluszki]

RITE??? italy is SO COOL. i luv him lots!!

[It means he's a cool guy.]

dont worry i got it. liet always worries rite??? we got SUPER drunk when we got here and he was still worrying LOL but its OK becuz were gonna get a cow

[Wtf does that even mean?

Also he's taking the weak comment as a joke.]

thnx!!! ur super helpful but i can help out 2!!! ill b lyk a total kościuszko!

but dude dude dude
confession is SO GOOD?? its good 2 get it off ur chest and stuff!!! its lyk cartilarge and purifying
ull feel better

[He meant carthartic.]

1/2

[herocomplex]

i want a cow

_{[ ???????????
is he jealous??? MAYBE??? ]}

[herocomplex]

also idk about that
sounds kinda weird

[paluszki]

do u want 1?? i bet if i can get 1 then i get 2!! or maybe...EVEN 3!!!!!!!!!!

just trust me ok???? lyk think of ur sins rite NOW and think about stuff u havent told anybody.........
BUT NOW U CAN TELL GOD!!!! and the priest is lyk "its ok god still luvs u" and ur lyk "omg yay"
its rly cool

[herocomplex]

_{[ SWEATING PROFUSELY..... ]}

hahaha or i can just
idk
ignore all the sins

right??? i was raised protestant.. so...

butt maybe i can try it whenever u get a church up and running.......

[lojalumas]

It's not staying in my room! Karvės belong in fields!

[paluszki]

dude thats ur PROBLEM!!!!!!!
u just gotta trust me on this OK???? lyk catholicism has never led me wrong????

so when we get a church and a priest and everything u just gotta try it out and ull feel so much better

[Is Poland converting even on some alien planet?

Yes. He is.]

[paluszki]

but wut if u get lonely?
u got a cow

[herocomplex]

maybe...

but if it's weird
imma head out

[paluszki]

no probs but i think ull rly lyk it
lyk srsly my shoulders r so heavy rite not with everythinggg??? my back hurts super bad rite now from all the sins

[herocomplex]

really?

[paluszki]

rly.

[He's so serious. You can tell by the single word. The period.]

[herocomplex]

maybe i'll attend one service
do i have a time limit on how much i can confess....

_{[ There's a big list. ]}

un: harlequin

[revmeup]

not a priest but i know a LOT of nuns. partial credit? plus i'm a shrink which means i have an advanced degree in being a super good listener