TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

hey so do we hav a church here???? i kind of thought it b4 but now after everything i no more than EVER what we rly need is a church!!

or hey is anybody a priest??? a pastor???? i think we could all use a rly good CONFESSION u no??? super good 4 the soul. i have SOOOO much 2 get off my chest.........

also i rly wanted a dragon but i couldnt get 1 so im thinking i could get a bear??? i want a bear!!! or mayb a cow would b good 4 sum cheese???

also all the snacks here r weird

k thats all thnx!!!

[If you can't understand anything being said here, it's fine. You have common sense.]

Comments

[paluszki]

RITE??? italy is SO COOL. i luv him lots!!

[It means he's a cool guy.]

dont worry i got it. liet always worries rite??? we got SUPER drunk when we got here and he was still worrying LOL but its OK becuz were gonna get a cow

[Wtf does that even mean?

Also he's taking the weak comment as a joke.]

thnx!!! ur super helpful but i can help out 2!!! ill b lyk a total kościuszko!

but dude dude dude
confession is SO GOOD?? its good 2 get it off ur chest and stuff!!! its lyk cartilarge and purifying
ull feel better

[He meant carthartic.]

1/2

[herocomplex]

i want a cow

_{[ ???????????
is he jealous??? MAYBE??? ]}

[herocomplex]

also idk about that
sounds kinda weird

[paluszki]

do u want 1?? i bet if i can get 1 then i get 2!! or maybe...EVEN 3!!!!!!!!!!

just trust me ok???? lyk think of ur sins rite NOW and think about stuff u havent told anybody.........
BUT NOW U CAN TELL GOD!!!! and the priest is lyk "its ok god still luvs u" and ur lyk "omg yay"
its rly cool

[herocomplex]

_{[ SWEATING PROFUSELY..... ]}

hahaha or i can just
idk
ignore all the sins

right??? i was raised protestant.. so...

butt maybe i can try it whenever u get a church up and running.......

[paluszki]

dude thats ur PROBLEM!!!!!!!
u just gotta trust me on this OK???? lyk catholicism has never led me wrong????

so when we get a church and a priest and everything u just gotta try it out and ull feel so much better

[Is Poland converting even on some alien planet?

Yes. He is.]

[herocomplex]

maybe...

but if it's weird
imma head out

[paluszki]

no probs but i think ull rly lyk it
lyk srsly my shoulders r so heavy rite not with everythinggg??? my back hurts super bad rite now from all the sins

[herocomplex]

really?

[paluszki]

rly.

[He's so serious. You can tell by the single word. The period.]

[herocomplex]

maybe i'll attend one service
do i have a time limit on how much i can confess....

_{[ There's a big list. ]}

[paluszki]

[Well, that's kind of worrying?]

idk??? ive never had to worry about 1
but id hope not??? being rushed is soooo annoying

[herocomplex]

do u offer a fast pass???
u know.. in case the confession line is long..

there's a lot of sinners here

[paluszki]

YA I NOTICED
mayb itll need 2 b a lyk
an event. all day. u no??

[herocomplex]

dude that's a great idea!!
u can have a bbq + confession

and corn hole to participate in
and balloons
a lotta balloons

[paluszki]

omg u cant do both at the SAME thing??? seems super rude 2 steal the attention away from wut its supposed 2 b all about

but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we culd do both and just have them in separate places????? it culd work

we shuld do it!!

[herocomplex]

sure i can!! they work with each other...
traffic from the bbq can see a confession is going on and vice versa

who doesn't want hotdogs n shit after telling some dudebro all the bad shit you've done

[paluszki]

it just cant b at the same place so we can do both

just

different places

less rude and i think jesus wuld get it

[herocomplex]

are u telling me jesus wouldn't be all about cooking out on the grill????

making a feast out of five hamburger buns and two patties..

i can totally see it

[paluszki]

omg this isnt ur weird baptist thing ok

but we can still do the bbq thing just sumwhere else and AFTER the confession!!!!

i rly want a burger now tho

[herocomplex]

LMAO baptists know how to PARTAY tbh

u should come to my diner then...
i'll hook u up with a burger, buddy

[paluszki]

u hav a place??? omg sweet.......i want 1.
but it isnt lyk the size of my head or sumthing rite??? lyk i probs culd eat it but also thats a lot

[herocomplex]

whats wrong with bigger
bigger is better man

it isnt what u do w it its the size that counts
lmao

[paluszki]

i dont get it
isnt size important becuz its lyk a bath tub? u dont want a small 1!! becuz then u cant fit in it

OR LYK A HOUSE
a big house is better

[Innuendo flies over his head.]

[herocomplex]

i mean i can give u a super-dupe extra large one too.. like whatevs u want, bro