TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

hey so do we hav a church here???? i kind of thought it b4 but now after everything i no more than EVER what we rly need is a church!!

or hey is anybody a priest??? a pastor???? i think we could all use a rly good CONFESSION u no??? super good 4 the soul. i have SOOOO much 2 get off my chest.........

also i rly wanted a dragon but i couldnt get 1 so im thinking i could get a bear??? i want a bear!!! or mayb a cow would b good 4 sum cheese???

also all the snacks here r weird

k thats all thnx!!!

[If you can't understand anything being said here, it's fine. You have common sense.]

Comments

[herocomplex]

sure i can!! they work with each other...
traffic from the bbq can see a confession is going on and vice versa

who doesn't want hotdogs n shit after telling some dudebro all the bad shit you've done

[paluszki]

it just cant b at the same place so we can do both

just

different places

less rude and i think jesus wuld get it

[herocomplex]

are u telling me jesus wouldn't be all about cooking out on the grill????

making a feast out of five hamburger buns and two patties..

i can totally see it

[paluszki]

omg this isnt ur weird baptist thing ok

but we can still do the bbq thing just sumwhere else and AFTER the confession!!!!

i rly want a burger now tho

[herocomplex]

LMAO baptists know how to PARTAY tbh

u should come to my diner then...
i'll hook u up with a burger, buddy

[paluszki]

u hav a place??? omg sweet.......i want 1.
but it isnt lyk the size of my head or sumthing rite??? lyk i probs culd eat it but also thats a lot

[herocomplex]

whats wrong with bigger
bigger is better man

it isnt what u do w it its the size that counts
lmao

[paluszki]

i dont get it
isnt size important becuz its lyk a bath tub? u dont want a small 1!! becuz then u cant fit in it

OR LYK A HOUSE
a big house is better

[Innuendo flies over his head.]

[herocomplex]

i mean i can give u a super-dupe extra large one too.. like whatevs u want, bro

[paluszki]

wait

[Oh, he didn't exactly prove his point, did he?]

u no...

it culd b a great snack

OK!!!

i want a rly big 1!