text -> audio, UN: kylegate

[ruinedempire]

hey i have something from home. i want to know what everyone thinks! it's one of my favorites

[There's a couple of seconds where nothing is heard. But suddenly, without warning, a rather distinctive song begins to play:

yes it's the gold saucer music

And no, it's not stopping. Not for a good ten minutes or so. Probably best to just cut the feed two minutes in... or sit and listen. Maybe there's a prize at the end for listening to a 10 minute loop.

There is not.

And yes, a certain someone just acquired a Birdbox from the shop and decided to put it to good use. You know, sharing culture from your home world and all that good stuff. He might also be trying to see if anyone recognizes the music, just to take note who else is from Gaia.]

Comments

[ruinedempire]

thanks!! and hey that's not a bad idea! whenever someone calls me, i can hear this play. :) and maybe nearby people will be all 'wow, what's that jaunty tune?'

are there any other smiley faces i should use?

[ruinedempire]

uh-huh.

hey i'm not clutching pearls, people are here to fuck. just saying that i don't make everything a weird sex thing like you do.

[ruinedempire]

wow that's terrible!!

want to talk about it?

this is so cute :D would you like to log/action?

[foxtouched]

Then I should like to gift you some. I arrange them to present as such, after all...

I hope you will like them when we meet. Until then, Lieutenant Kylegate.

[ She realizes she might have to find something to wear but— hopefully he won't think badly if she isn't as princess-like.

Regardless, she'll do her best to be presentable! It's only right if she's meeting a lieutenant! And possibly a new friend! ]

yes! i would love to :>

[ruinedempire]

[He's not going to reject that.]

Yes, until then. I suppose I'll look for a lady with flowers? :)

Re: locked;

[ragingnature]

It's not as if we were brought here for the purpose of helping. At least, it's not the Prismals that brought us here for that.

Perhaps. I wouldn't know from personal experience, however.

yay :D hope this works! phone tagging is agony...

[foxtouched]

Yes! I'll be in red... that's how people usually recognize me. And my fox familiar is usually accompanying me... I'll be there around the third hour of noon, then.

See you there!

[ She can't wait already. She'll be sure to show up with a nice presentation of flowers too, and she knows just what to bring! ]

locked;

[force_a_change]

Oh, I'm not. I'm simply a backup.

[Mutten Kylegate sounds made up to her, hell she's still got a feeling that Cloud Strife isn't Cloud's real name either.]

That may be so, but I still think it's a silly sounding name.

and so, it begins, their epic saga of trolling one another on the network...

[detao]

nah, man, that's rich people's business! You loaded, aint ya?

Up to your neck in gils--haha, get it? 🐟

[spacedisaster]

Welcome. I'm always happy to prove good ideas. [ 'Good', terrible, that is up to debate. ] If yo play it often enough maybe you can get people conditioned to react to it, like Pavlov's dog. Although the reaction might be screaming.

Oh there's plenty of emojis out there. I am fond of this one (｀∇´)’･.｡.｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Very cheerful you see.

[suspecteverything]

Oh yeah? Is the family member who always hangs out with you but is secretly plotting your destruction your enemy? Is the friend that's only out to use you your enemy? Is the queen you swore allegiance to but is plotting to exterminate your entire race your enemy? Is the random person on the street with a concealed knife they're ready to shove into your gut when you're least expecting it your enemy?

locked;

[ruinedempire]

I think they sort of expect us to help at this point. I mean, we're Moonblessed and all right? We have that edge and everything!

[Well, isn't that intriguing.]

Huh??? Are you not human or somethin'?

locked;

[ragingnature]

At this point, sure. And I'm not opposed to helping where I can.

I'm certainly a something.

locked;

[ruinedempire]

A backup? For what, precisely?

Well, what is your name?

LMAO yes

[ruinedempire]

wouldn't say loaded, but got some decent funds on me. all from my hard work, of course. ain't anything like that shitty shinra kid or other corporate heirs.

and heh, that ain't bad. just don't try robbing me here

[ruinedempire]

wow man, take it down a notch.

but yeah they totally sound awful

[ruinedempire]

why would they scream?? oh, i guess from joy! i get it now

that's really quite an expression. you called it an emoji, correct? thanks for telling me! i'm interested in using these faces to really convey my message heh heh

locked;

[force_a_change]

For my... Well I guess you'd call her my superior, since she proved to be a stronger interface than I am.

And my name is Ryoko Asakura.

[vassalize]

I will be certain to return the favor.
Until then -your name?

[suspecteverything]

My control is pretty much jammed in the top notch. I would try and wiggle it around to actually drop it to a lower notch but it's much more likely to break off completely than it is to move.

Besides, I was actually behaving! Wasn't even exaggerating on any of those questions.

[angelshot]

jesus, loosen up a bit! give it time and youll be flinging out innuendos left and right with the best of them.

or just stick to your pearl clutching hobby and cry yourself to sleep. whatever chaps your ass.

[supersoldier]

Shinra's marketing would make me seem inhuman.

[Whether or not that's incorrect is another matter altogether.]

[supersoldier]

[Suddenly this conversation is a lot more relevant.]

Tell me who you are and you'll earn that answer.

[hotshock]

Witholding information to gain information. They put you in the wrong line of work, kind of a waste.

I could just keep watching you...that could be fun.

locked;

[ruinedempire]

[Interface???]

It seems that it's taken me this long to figure out that you aren't entirely human. Is that a correct guess, Miss Asakura?