text -> audio, UN: kylegate

[ruinedempire]

hey i have something from home. i want to know what everyone thinks! it's one of my favorites

[There's a couple of seconds where nothing is heard. But suddenly, without warning, a rather distinctive song begins to play:

yes it's the gold saucer music

And no, it's not stopping. Not for a good ten minutes or so. Probably best to just cut the feed two minutes in... or sit and listen. Maybe there's a prize at the end for listening to a 10 minute loop.

There is not.

And yes, a certain someone just acquired a Birdbox from the shop and decided to put it to good use. You know, sharing culture from your home world and all that good stuff. He might also be trying to see if anyone recognizes the music, just to take note who else is from Gaia.]

Comments

[ruinedempire]

well if they're my enemy, i'd take them out before anything bad happens. that's simple!

[suspecteverything]

Oh yeah? Is the family member who always hangs out with you but is secretly plotting your destruction your enemy? Is the friend that's only out to use you your enemy? Is the queen you swore allegiance to but is plotting to exterminate your entire race your enemy? Is the random person on the street with a concealed knife they're ready to shove into your gut when you're least expecting it your enemy?

[ruinedempire]

wow man, take it down a notch.

but yeah they totally sound awful

[suspecteverything]

My control is pretty much jammed in the top notch. I would try and wiggle it around to actually drop it to a lower notch but it's much more likely to break off completely than it is to move.

Besides, I was actually behaving! Wasn't even exaggerating on any of those questions.

[ruinedempire]

sooo, do you not have any friends or family?? doesn't seem like you trust anyone

[suspecteverything]

Minsid hell! Do you think I'm asking to die?! Of course I don't trust anyone.

[ruinedempire]

[Wise choice there.]

:( that's truly sad

[suspecteverything]

It's truly smart.