Rufus 'richie rich' Shinra (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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prismatica2020-07-07 08:49 pm
ruinedempire) wrote in prismatica2020-07-07 08:49 pm
text -> audio, UN: kylegate
hey i have something from home. i want to know what everyone thinks! it's one of my favorites
[There's a couple of seconds where nothing is heard. But suddenly, without warning, a rather distinctive song begins to play:
yes it's the gold saucer music
And no, it's not stopping. Not for a good ten minutes or so. Probably best to just cut the feed two minutes in... or sit and listen. Maybe there's a prize at the end for listening to a 10 minute loop.
There is not.
And yes, a certain someone just acquired a Birdbox from the shop and decided to put it to good use. You know, sharing culture from your home world and all that good stuff. He might also be trying to see if anyone recognizes the music, just to take note who else is from Gaia.]
[There's a couple of seconds where nothing is heard. But suddenly, without warning, a rather distinctive song begins to play:
yes it's the gold saucer music
And no, it's not stopping. Not for a good ten minutes or so. Probably best to just cut the feed two minutes in... or sit and listen. Maybe there's a prize at the end for listening to a 10 minute loop.
There is not.
And yes, a certain someone just acquired a Birdbox from the shop and decided to put it to good use. You know, sharing culture from your home world and all that good stuff. He might also be trying to see if anyone recognizes the music, just to take note who else is from Gaia.]
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and the gold saucer is an amusement park! it has a battle square and roller coasters and various other games! although there's definitely been people who had freaky sex there... i'm pretty sure of that!
gah what a horrible image!!
rufus really doesn't deserve this abuse tbh...
an amusement park huh
so where on the grounds do you freakshows hold orgies, in the circus tent after hours, or behind the cotton candy stall in a clown car? gimme the juicy details i promise i wont tell ;)
[ Like that isn't a bold-faced lie... it'll be all over the rumor mill within an hour, knowing her. ]
it's okay he does
ya know, why are you so interested in hearing about the details of something you find gross? are you sure you're not the clownfucker??? or secretly wish to be one? you can just admit it
Rest in spaghetti, forever regretti
is this your recruiting schtick? no thanks pumpkin ive fucked my share of clowns but they were gym rat meatheads not the real deal. learned my lesson there.
and guilt doesnt work on me btw but nice try ♥
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hey, i ain't judging if you're a clownfucker or a wannabe. just don't put that on me, okay?? i think it's called projecting???
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whos the jackass sitting by themselves jacking off to weird music huh? dont try pinning it on me.
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wow is your mind like. only capable of one type of thought? that would explain a lot actually!!
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yeah and??? hate to break it to you sugartits but trying to clutch pearls here is just going to make you a hypocrite in hindsight eventually
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hey i'm not clutching pearls, people are here to fuck. just saying that i don't make everything a weird sex thing like you do.
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or just stick to your pearl clutching hobby and cry yourself to sleep. whatever chaps your ass.
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