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[depreciated]

Excuse me, I tried to do my research before asking but I couldn't find my answer. Has anybody become a quite literal animal here during one of the moons? I assume it will go away once the moon is gone but I am concerned over some details. Were you actually that animal? For example, if you became a dog, would you still have died if you ate chocolate? I am mostly worried about any medical ramifications from this.

If anybody knows then I would appreciate the information.

I am still open to doing commissions if anybody would like a new piece despite everything.

Also do you ever just think this might be a punishment from God?

[Soubi will say that last bit was a joke but he's really starting to consider if this is all just some big punishment for him. Like, right? This is all very horrible?]

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[unhappy]

You couldn't have told me that before I was sticky?

[ She holds her hands out for some oil, hoping it'll help anyway. ]

[depreciated]

I'm not a very good teacher. I was fired on my first day when I had to teach art to some children.

[He covers her hands lightly with some of the oil and then puts it to the side.]

But you're not a kid so I think it should be okay.

[unhappy]

Yeah, I already know you're weird so I can filter out anything sketchy you say.

[ Soubi teaching kids sounds like kids watching R rated movies and Soubi not telling them to ask their parents about what they see. ]

I would pay money to watch you teach a bunch of kids, though.

[ That sounds hilarious.

Her dough gets done and she gets unstuck with a bit of elbow grease and the oil. ]

I guess we roll it out and cut it now?

[depreciated]

I don't think it was very funny. Neither did the teachers. I only told the kids when they did a bad job. Constructive criticism is important. [Not for literal children.

Anyway, back to cooking.]

We'll let yours sit for half an hour. Mine should be ready. [He gets his and then frowns.] Hm. I forgot to wrap them in some plastic wrap so they didn't dry out...

[Usually he's better than this but he is not a good teacher. Oh well. Learn by mistake, Emerald. He wraps hers for her though and goes back to his, poking it.] It isn't too dried out so it's fine. Anyway. Sprinkle some more flour, roll it out so thin that when you lift it up, you can see through it a bit...[Once he's finished rolling, he shows her.] See? Like this. Roll them up into these cylinder-like shapes. Loosely so you can unroll and then cut them up how thick you want your noodles. [Which he does and once they're unrolled, they do look like linguine!] I don't have a drying rack for these so you just have to make a loose pile and sprinkle with flour so they don't stick. Got it?

[unhappy]

Otherwise they'll end up stuck together like when you buy cheap noodle bowls at the grocery store, I'm guessing.

[ She watches him wrap her noodles up and once he's done, she goes and pokes her index and middle finger against it to make a little indent, as if to label it as hers. (There's only one other one and they're going to use it, so there's really no point.) ]

So we have to dry it out before we put it into the water?

[ She just wants to cook it now.. ]