text, anonymous

[uncleasshole]

so i'm not stupid enough to assume there aren't doctors around here or whatever

any around that won't ask questions?

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[trenchdoting]

Why?

Text: un: wanderer

[seawanderer]

The only question I would ask is how severe the injury is and if magic would help or hinder the healing.

[resenting]

Not a doctor, but I do sell potions for injuries and illnesses.

I don't give enough of a shit to ask follow up questions one way or another.

un: sparkler

[liberaltus]

I do not know of any healers among us who can do so in a conventional way.

I've magic and potions at my disposal, useful for injuries, particularly nasty ones, they can mend flesh and bone. Depending on the disease you have they can be quite helpful in that regard as well.

However, if you've gone and lodged something small up your nose or any other orifice, and you cannot get it out, you'd be quite out of luck.

[So vivid.]

un: w

[kekw]

[ Oh this is going to be fun. ]

Oh, cos you said no question I'll just take a wild guess it's something embarrassing like erectile dysfunction or sort.

I'm sorry, but that stuff is a bit of a lost cause.

text | un: Оцелотовая Хватка

[ocelthot]

Is this going to be a dick problem?

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[aceso]

Will a nurse work?

text; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

Doctor patient confidentiality is rather important so I try to uphold that as best I can.

So if you'd like to speak in private I'm definitely here to listen!

un: doctorize

[doctorize]

I have questions, but as a doctor, I would keep them between you and me via doctor-patient confidentiality.

un: greengrassing

[ex_empoison405]

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted to ask so I would know and can help give you advice on how to not let this situation happen again.

But I will be glad to keep it between us if you'd like some patching up and maybe even some medicine!