video; un: CrazyM

[grylls]

[ Hello everyone, it's Riou sitting at a table surrounded by plants in his greenhouse that he worked on last month. It's relatively together, there's a wood table and bench with what looks like a hand-crafted outdoor bar behind it, as well as a lot of plants and a dirt and stone path leading into the plants. There are red cups at the edge of the table and a gun in front of him. ]

I was told this is a popular thing for people to do.

[ And so, Riou embarks on performing his own rendition of Cups.

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(If you don't want to or cannot watch the video, it's Cups except he assembles and disassembles a gun and shoots the cups. Please pretend the video is an actual video of him and not his face pasted on someone for the sake of this post ty.)

When he finishes, he sets the gun down with the safety off. ]

My greenhouse will open to the public between the hours of 8am and 5pm. Please practice gun safety while visiting. If you would like to stay after hours, contact me.

[ That's his advertisement. With Samatoki gone, mowing lawns just doesn't have the appeal anymore so please visit his greenhouse. ]

Comments

[inthebuilding]

I could, you know.

[grylls]

I know.

[ Probably for a lot of things. ]

[inthebuilding]

Don't get shot.

[grylls]

I won't. You don't need to worry.

[ At least he finally answered. ]

[inthebuilding]

I'll come see it this evening.
It'll have to be after hours though, since I'm not off duty until 21:00.
Is that too late?

[grylls]

I will wait for you.
When you come, we can program your retinal scan into the security system. The hours of operation only apply to visitors. You are welcome any time.

[inthebuilding]

[ Way to make him feel special, Riou! He hasn't much to say in reply to that, but he's coming away from these text messages very satisfied. ]