video, un: grimm

[hagrides]

[The video opens on two figures standing outside a circus tent. Grimm is hard to mistake for anyone else, and it should be no surprise to those who know him to see Mike Morton at a circus.]

Greetings to you all, my fellow Moonblessed. We are pleased to announce the opening of the Lacewing Circus as a permanent attraction in Lower Lunatia. We hope that all who have an interest will come to one of our performances, occurring every Saturday and Sunday at five PM.

Ever wanted to see someone defy gravity? Well now you can! Swing on by for acrobatics, trapeze acts, and tightrope walking galore! It’s a scene you wouldn’t want to miss— guaranteed! But don’t just take my word for it. Come see with your own eyes! Just don’t let this momentous occasion pass you by.

[Mike pops up out of the parting bow fast and points at the camera. One last thing:]

…But wait! That’s not all. We’re also taking your applications! So? Don’t be shy. Show us what you’ve got.

Comments

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[itsknighttime]

this kinda what youre going for?

[hagrides]

Spectacular as always! Perfectly suited for Mike's high-flying escapades, I feel.

[itsknighttime]

awh hell yeah i got you man
good you like it
if you need any more you let me know what you want and what for and i got you
bros stick together

[hagrides]

Naturally I will. You may consider yourself our official composer.

[itsknighttime]

no shit?
alright man
i got your back
i am going to musically blow your fuckin mind
throw down tracks so sick you got to wonder when the med trains are comin next
beats so badass it borderlines aural assault
fuck yeah

[hagrides]

I fear I might be unable to withstand such musical splendor, but I very much look forward to it ♥

[itsknighttime]

see now youre just sweet talking and now im just taking it like a champ haha
its all good man
its a huge fuckin honour and im not gonna let yall down

[hagrides]

It should hardly come as a surprise.

Who would I ask first but my dear family?

[itsknighttime]

dammit youre going to break my tough guy persona [[Dad.]] grimm
the girls are going to know im actually a nice guy
then what?

[hagrides]

Then they will be even more taken by your kindhearted core, and swoon at your feet.

[itsknighttime]

shit i dont know if im ready for a harem
maybe i am
what if i get my harem and then im a terrible anime protagonist?

[hagrides]

You will not be. I already know you to be an upstanding young man.

(What is 'anime'?)

[itsknighttime]

[[This encouragement is killing him. Especially with the aliengay that he is.]]

ok cool i mean i probably could be
i could at least try
i hope they like tony hawk and doritos

its something from a country when my earth wasnt exploded called japan and i think its mostly about like
butlers and somethingsomething giant mechs girls with huge boobs and their fight against vacuum cleaners because they wore japanese schoolgirl outfits
ok fine that was the live action one that used vacuum cleaners but it was still funny
wait do you guys have cartoons back where you are? like animated shorts?
like these dudes

[bombvault]

[ Not pictured is Mike going completely out of his little acrobat mind. ]

Amazing!!!!
You made that?
:) !!!!

[itsknighttime]

sure did broseph
happy you like it man ive been out of the loops loop lately glad the rust isnt so bad

[bombvault]

I've never heard anything like it before!!
I don't know how to begin describing all those sounds! It's so creative!!
And you say you do this sort of thing a lot?

[ Dave are you even aware that you just exposed him to his first taste of edm? BECAUSE ]

[itsknighttime]

[[He is not aware of this in the slightest, but it's starting to sound like it.]]

cool you can keep stroking my ego too im chill with that
youve never like ever heard shit like that before?
i do this shit all the time my bro taught me to mix
wrapping back around here like never ever ever?

[bombvault]

I mean it!! Never ever ever!
I wouldn't even be able to guess what instruments you used.
The tempo is just so quick too!
How ever did you get the sounds to overlap like that?

[itsknighttime]

[[Is that... interest?]]

well shit bro
its done with a program i got from a code junkie when i got here
the other shit i do at live shows is with the turntables
you know the scratch rack?
ever seen a live dj show where they got record tables on either side but all those slidey bitches and buttons in the middle?

[bombvault]

I have to admit that I don't understand a lot of what you're saying!
How would turning a table help you with making music?
Are you using some sort of gramophone?

[itsknighttime]

like a year ago id have asked if you were fucking with me but im a master of bullshittery and i dont feel like you are
im also a master of time and have at least three of my braincells
what year is it for you back home my dude?

[bombvault]

Gosh, I wish I could tell you! But it's been a while since I've been home.
and I don't think time passed the same in the Manor, if you ask me.
Heehee, so, as weird as it is you're probably "from the future"?
Or from a different world! I've heard of that happens quite a bit too!!

[ N*tEase inc. reaches their meta hand out and callously redacts this information. #Nobodyknowsforsure. ]

Eeeesh sorry, I'm a bit canon blind!

[itsknighttime]

okay well that all sounds vague and fucked up like a kidnapping and now you live in the basement where you rub the lotion on your skin or else you get the hose again
marty mcfly out here
ok not only from the future but yeah from an entirely other world im betting
i mean maybe who knows
if you are a kidnapped person in someones basement maybe you were downstairs in my apartment building
ok since youve never heard this kinda shit how would you feel about a couple more?

It's ok!!! identity v is just Like That 1/2

[bombvault]

That must be a reference! Is it? It sounds like it is.
Aww, but everyone who went to the Manor did it willingly! We were all invited!

It's just no one could leave afterwards.

2/2

[bombvault]

You want to make more? Please and thank you!!
I'd also like to see how it's done if you don't mind.