( text; un: suohtamaki )

[vanity]

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

i have failed to introduce myself properly to the masses and i must say this is VERY SHAMEFUL OF ME (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) my name is suoh tamaki and it's a pleasure to acquaint myself with whoever is here to read this.

to cut to the chase, i have taken quite an economic downgrade being here, and this is certainly a cultural shift for me...and the setting is a sci-fi one, to boot! i would like to take advantage of the situation to the best of my ability and go about making a fun list of ❤ FUN ACTIVITIES OF THE COMMON FOLK ❤ i'd like to partake in.

common things i would like to do while here:

▶ wait in an impossibly long line
▶ become gainfully employed (though nothing too grueling or isolated, thank you)
▶ try out various versions of the classic peanut butter and jelly sandwich
▶ play a recorder
▶ take some form of public transit

if you can help me in any of these endeavors i would be MUCH OBLIGED or if perhaps you would like to make one of these a group activity...the more the merrier!! ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ )

AS AN ASIDE: i have decided i will be committing myself to a food sampling project involving common tea drinks. here is a little sample of one:

MANGO DRINK: perhaps the worst thing i have tasted in a long time. i was under the impression this was a tea drink. it is not tea.

PROS: the colour is nice, but not one i would consumer on the regular. there is certainly a sweetness to it, but my teeth felt awful after consumption.

CONS: everything else. to the common folk reading this, this is not what a mango tastes like <(￣ ﹌ ￣)> once i receive regular funds, i will buy mangos for you to try if you have never. i am TRULY SADDENED that a company has tricked you into believing this is a similar taste in any regard.

i will be posting these reviews somewhat regularly if you are interested! ♡( ◡‿◡ ) au revoir !

Comments

[vanity]

❰ he's certainly an idiot, but even he has an eyebrow raised at some of these list items. ❱

you've certainly got some good ideas going on here! though i'm not keenly interested in breaking the law or participating in any indecency.

i also don't know how ethical it would be to use a bazooka. or how you would get a hold of one.

HOWEVER i AM certainly interested in knowing about this low quality food your friend makes!

[firstsaderesponder]

oh well. you should at least try going to a public restroom tho. or cleaning up an apartment. i can offer mine
[Out of the goodness of his heart! He totally isn't trying to get someone to clean his apartment for him!]

bazooka training is when i take a bazooka and then you gotta run and dodge the rockets. it's pretty fun

but anyways if you wanna know about this food, he has his own special dish at this one restaurant in caihong. go there and order the "hijikata special" and you can review it on the network or something

[This is what the Hijikata special is.]

[vanity]

❰ for as naive as tamaki can be, he IS starting to get a cursed vibe from this correspondence. potential free labor and a potential threat of violence? hmm. ❱

unfortunately i don't see there being any time in my schedule for bazooka practice or full service apartment cleaning. the latter, i'm sure you could find someone if you advertised!

but i do appreciate this tip! i will see what is so special about this hijikata („• ֊ •„) is it some kind of dessert? hors d'oeuvres?

[firstsaderesponder]

[That's just how it is dealing with Sougo. Luckily, Tamaki is not as dumb as the Gintama cast and is able to circumvent Sougo's "pranks".]

suit yourself but it's something all commoners do tho

[...Hors d'oeurvres? What does that even mean?]

it's a main dish. hijikata is a guy whose taste in food is so low class that they made something especially for him. he goes there all the time for his food hold on

[He sends over the address to that restaurant. If nothing else from his cursed list, he hopes Tamaki will actually go for the Hijikata special.]

[vanity]

yes, perhaps that's true...but i must keep some things off the list to occupy the rest of my time here! ^^;

that dish definitely seems right up my alley. i'll put it at the top of my list of restaurants to try, then. i'll send you a personalized review once i try it.

[firstsaderesponder]

suit yourself but you're missing the most important part

[(No you're not, Tamaki, don't listen to him.)

But at least Tamaki is willing to concede to eating the Hijikata special and he seems genuinely excited about it. Excellent.]

i'll look out for a review of it then. it's a life-changing experience