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[vanity]

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

i have failed to introduce myself properly to the masses and i must say this is VERY SHAMEFUL OF ME (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) my name is suoh tamaki and it's a pleasure to acquaint myself with whoever is here to read this.

to cut to the chase, i have taken quite an economic downgrade being here, and this is certainly a cultural shift for me...and the setting is a sci-fi one, to boot! i would like to take advantage of the situation to the best of my ability and go about making a fun list of ❤ FUN ACTIVITIES OF THE COMMON FOLK ❤ i'd like to partake in.

common things i would like to do while here:

▶ wait in an impossibly long line
▶ become gainfully employed (though nothing too grueling or isolated, thank you)
▶ try out various versions of the classic peanut butter and jelly sandwich
▶ play a recorder
▶ take some form of public transit

if you can help me in any of these endeavors i would be MUCH OBLIGED or if perhaps you would like to make one of these a group activity...the more the merrier!! ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ )

AS AN ASIDE: i have decided i will be committing myself to a food sampling project involving common tea drinks. here is a little sample of one:

MANGO DRINK: perhaps the worst thing i have tasted in a long time. i was under the impression this was a tea drink. it is not tea.

PROS: the colour is nice, but not one i would consumer on the regular. there is certainly a sweetness to it, but my teeth felt awful after consumption.

CONS: everything else. to the common folk reading this, this is not what a mango tastes like <(￣ ﹌ ￣)> once i receive regular funds, i will buy mangos for you to try if you have never. i am TRULY SADDENED that a company has tricked you into believing this is a similar taste in any regard.

i will be posting these reviews somewhat regularly if you are interested! ♡( ◡‿◡ ) au revoir !

Comments

[schmisse]

Why would you want to try it?

[vanity]

i am currently very focused on trying as many cheap and mass produced foods as i possibly can. canned foods included!

[schmisse]

I see. I think it's gross.

Anyway, if you want to be employed, have you thought of what sort of thing you'd might want to do?

[vanity]

to tell you the truth, they will likely be close to inedible. but i'm willing to take the risk!

as for a job here, i would love to work among people. the best case scenario would be a job that allows me to utilize my many assets, but i'm not quite sure that would be easily accessible. i have some experience working as an errand boy and servant at a pension, and i think i did quite a good job there!

[schmisse]

What if you worked at a cafe as a waiter or something?

[vanity]

i wouldn't be adverse to it! i have some experience in that area, so it's not totally unfamiliar.

i also don't mind uniforms or any sort of working costume, the like.

[schmisse]

I have a friend named Marie. She runs a maid cafe.

[vanity]

you have caught me. while i am not one to crossdress, i do believe i could look dashing in a maid uniform.

alas, i don't know that it's my true calling. i'm not quite sure i'm what her clientele would look for in a maid.

❰ or maybe that's a wrong assumption, people do seem down with a whole lot of things on this planet ❱