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[vanity]

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

i have failed to introduce myself properly to the masses and i must say this is VERY SHAMEFUL OF ME (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) my name is suoh tamaki and it's a pleasure to acquaint myself with whoever is here to read this.

to cut to the chase, i have taken quite an economic downgrade being here, and this is certainly a cultural shift for me...and the setting is a sci-fi one, to boot! i would like to take advantage of the situation to the best of my ability and go about making a fun list of ❤ FUN ACTIVITIES OF THE COMMON FOLK ❤ i'd like to partake in.

common things i would like to do while here:

▶ wait in an impossibly long line
▶ become gainfully employed (though nothing too grueling or isolated, thank you)
▶ try out various versions of the classic peanut butter and jelly sandwich
▶ play a recorder
▶ take some form of public transit

if you can help me in any of these endeavors i would be MUCH OBLIGED or if perhaps you would like to make one of these a group activity...the more the merrier!! ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ )

AS AN ASIDE: i have decided i will be committing myself to a food sampling project involving common tea drinks. here is a little sample of one:

MANGO DRINK: perhaps the worst thing i have tasted in a long time. i was under the impression this was a tea drink. it is not tea.

PROS: the colour is nice, but not one i would consumer on the regular. there is certainly a sweetness to it, but my teeth felt awful after consumption.

CONS: everything else. to the common folk reading this, this is not what a mango tastes like <(￣ ﹌ ￣)> once i receive regular funds, i will buy mangos for you to try if you have never. i am TRULY SADDENED that a company has tricked you into believing this is a similar taste in any regard.

i will be posting these reviews somewhat regularly if you are interested! ♡( ◡‿◡ ) au revoir !

Comments

[vanity]

to the contrary, i believe that there's usually something good waiting for you at the end of a line.

if not that, at least the relief that you are now out of the line! (ง ื▿ ื)ว

[littlesundog]

You may be a Fool, but that ain't a bad thing. You seem like you've got a good eye.

[vanity]

i do indeed have 20/20 vision! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i kid of course! i do know what you mean and it's an honor to be complimented in such a way. i do take pride in my abilities as a taste maker and optimistic spirit!

[littlesundog]

You've certainly got the second lined up, all right.

Kid, if you're needing someone to walk with you and keep you safe, drop me a line. Name's Marshall. I've done that sort of work before, and I don't mind taking jobs of that sort here.

Gratis. You talk like your family has money, but none of us have all that much here.

[vanity]

it's very kind of you, marshall. i've never really considered my safety to be at risk, though? is the crime rate high here? (;;;*_*)

and of course, i would never ask for anyone to work for free. even if i'm not currently very economically stable, there should always be compensation for labor!

[littlesundog]

Damfino. This place is often a Difficulty, and you seem like an odd stick who wouldn't take it well.

If you insist on paying, a hot meal is fine. I ain't picky.