pushpin: (Bite the hand that feeds.)
Fᴇʟᴏɴɪᴇs Gᴇᴛ Tʜᴇ Pᴜssʏ Wᴇᴛ ([personal profile] pushpin) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-08-13 01:51 pm

video — un: dontannoyme

So. I'm havin' a little problem.

[ hey there Prismatica, welcome to Mo Guanshan's kitchen: modest, lived-in, homey. it smells like garlic and ginger and red pepper approximately all the time. Guanshan himself seems to be in little more than pajamas and since it's the afternoon on a day off, he probably just woke up. ]

Check this out.

[ he pans over, and laid out on his tabletop are the following: the broken remains of a coffee mug, a cabinet door handle ripped off its hinges with wood still clinging to the screws, and a metal spatula and pan literally bent in half, all lined up neatly one after the other like some weird museum display. a quick and knowing eye might catch the bracelet that's the source of all these mishaps, but it's wrapped on his wrist unassumingly with two others, an eclectic little collection. ]

What the fuck happened? Did somebody shoot me up with steroids when I wasn't lookin'? Who does that, sneaks into a dude's house and syringes him chock full'a juice while he's sleepin'? Who would sleep through that?!

[ not the most educated guess, but it makes more sense to him than reality at the moment. ]
arf: (rose-colored glasses)

[personal profile] arf 2020-08-16 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, like on the beach! A little vacation for your man meat in silky toilet town! Then if you pull it to hard it'll just slip off so no harm!

[ This is a perfectly reasonable sentence to have spoken out loud. ]
arf: (oh that's interesting)

[personal profile] arf 2020-08-16 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
What is it?
arf: (GLOOM)

[personal profile] arf 2020-08-16 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you wear in your private time!

[ ALMOST SCREAMS IT BC WHY IS HE GETTING YELLED AT AHHHH ]
arf: (HEAVES)

[personal profile] arf 2020-08-16 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO HE, HE MADE HIS MISTAKES, GOT NOWHERE TO RUN-- wait this is a video call

Even so, Taichi let's out a screech like he's seen the end of the line. ]


EEEEEE! What did I do?! Spare me!!
denudate: (→14)

[personal profile] denudate 2020-08-16 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
That's rude

I could get seriously hurt
Edited 2020-08-16 09:21 (UTC)
arf: (uhhh wellllllll)

[personal profile] arf 2020-08-16 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know where "here" is!

[ wait- that's not the issue!! ]

I've never touched another dude's wiener before, I'll get pee everywhere!!

[ is that his problem... ]
zunge: (a heart that's left at home)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-16 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
more like just weird

jewelry. not a cock ring. no penis needed to wear it. it goes around something just as thick.
wearingguess: (stop stop stop)

[personal profile] wearingguess 2020-08-17 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Huh??
Mo Guanshan, do you dislike being horny??
zunge: (here comes a strange kind of hero)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-17 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
You must know some tiny ass cocks.
denudate: (→05)

[personal profile] denudate 2020-08-17 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Am I? I said I want to watch you break shit. I'd watch you beat up other people too. But getting my ass kicked by you when you're this strong? [ Well ... ] Little scary.
zunge: (feel the power while you learn)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-17 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
can't muster any surprise at that. i guess pencil dicks really do exist huh

anyway it doesn't go on a toe. it's a bracelet, numbnuts.
denudate: (→41)

[personal profile] denudate 2020-08-17 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just being honest

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