video — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

So. I'm havin' a little problem.

[ hey there Prismatica, welcome to Mo Guanshan's kitchen: modest, lived-in, homey. it smells like garlic and ginger and red pepper approximately all the time. Guanshan himself seems to be in little more than pajamas and since it's the afternoon on a day off, he probably just woke up. ]

Check this out.

[ he pans over, and laid out on his tabletop are the following: the broken remains of a coffee mug, a cabinet door handle ripped off its hinges with wood still clinging to the screws, and a metal spatula and pan literally bent in half, all lined up neatly one after the other like some weird museum display. a quick and knowing eye might catch the bracelet that's the source of all these mishaps, but it's wrapped on his wrist unassumingly with two others, an eclectic little collection. ]

What the fuck happened? Did somebody shoot me up with steroids when I wasn't lookin'? Who does that, sneaks into a dude's house and syringes him chock full'a juice while he's sleepin'? Who would sleep through that?!

[ not the most educated guess, but it makes more sense to him than reality at the moment. ]

Comments

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

someone's sure full of conspiracy theories

[pushpin]

i just want a NORMAL explanation for things for once
im tired a all this magic bullshit already

[ noncon'd steroids is apparently "normal" sounding. ]

[zunge]

How is your theory "normal"? It's ridiculous.

video; un: laurea

[wearingguess]

Mo Guanshan! You've become so powerful!!

[pushpin]

I promise it wasn't intentional.

[wearingguess]

I cannot really see the need for you to make me such a promise...

[Text, un: bigd69]

[denudate]

[ O-oh. What the dick.

What the dick. ]

Hot

[pushpin]

shut up, slut

[denudate]

No

Want to watch you break shit

[ If this is what Guanshan can suddenly do without even trying, what could he do if he did try? ]

video | un: druidic

[arrowroot]

[The bracelet would be the obvious answer, seeing as he's not exhibiting any other traits, but it being so conveniently tucked with the rest of his means she misses the sight of it entirely.

She's tilting her head curiously, admittedly but silently impressed at how much was broken.]

Are you sure it's not your moon?

[pushpin]

Well my asshole is dry as a desert right now so I don't think I got a sudden change inta Iris.

[ classy. ]

[arrowroot]

[So classy.

She's not at all phased by his choice of wording then.]

Mm, did you eat anything unusual recently?

text; un: goinghome

[anemoneae]

Is that a Sanguis thing?
You're Sanguis?

[ did he... not realize this...? he didn't. ]

[pushpin]

yea ? that a problem ?

[anemoneae]

I mean, no.
But super strength is a Sanguis thing, yeah?
Can you like, pick up your fridge with one hand or something?

[ Wow Guanshan you're so strong, do a trick ]

video; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

[ Eyes wide, excited yelling OUT. ]

...That's so cool!!! You're so strong!

[ Wait, drugging him isn't cool- Well, if it was that. Taichi has no idea. ]

[pushpin]

Yeah it's cool 'til I gotta hold my own dick to take a piss 'n break it.

[ please help. ]

[arf]

You can't control it even to pee!?

[ Hm... he gets a thoughtful, determined expression on his face. ]

Maybe you can get some yarn and swing it under? Like a puppet?

[ That's.. the best he can think. Then he can lift and direct at least..??? ]

[endgamed]

[ First of all, it's late... Why does he look like he just woke up? Tsk, tsk. Second of all... ]

Did you accomplish all this while you were asleep?

[pushpin]

[ wow the judgment ]

Are you askin' me if I super strength sleepwalked? 'Cuz that makes it sound even more badass.

[endgamed]

Or irresponsible.

[ ... yeah. Sorry about that. ]

text; un: clingy

[hisman]

ah, lil mo
what has you so angry so early?

[pushpin]

its 3pm

[hisman]

that's morning for some
what pissed you off
he tian?

text; un: swordsss

[swordhardy]

Guess what you're not grabbing until you get a handle on that

[ lol ]