pushpin: (Bite the hand that feeds.)
Fᴇʟᴏɴɪᴇs Gᴇᴛ Tʜᴇ Pᴜssʏ Wᴇᴛ ([personal profile] pushpin) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-08-13 01:51 pm

video — un: dontannoyme

So. I'm havin' a little problem.

[ hey there Prismatica, welcome to Mo Guanshan's kitchen: modest, lived-in, homey. it smells like garlic and ginger and red pepper approximately all the time. Guanshan himself seems to be in little more than pajamas and since it's the afternoon on a day off, he probably just woke up. ]

Check this out.

[ he pans over, and laid out on his tabletop are the following: the broken remains of a coffee mug, a cabinet door handle ripped off its hinges with wood still clinging to the screws, and a metal spatula and pan literally bent in half, all lined up neatly one after the other like some weird museum display. a quick and knowing eye might catch the bracelet that's the source of all these mishaps, but it's wrapped on his wrist unassumingly with two others, an eclectic little collection. ]

What the fuck happened? Did somebody shoot me up with steroids when I wasn't lookin'? Who does that, sneaks into a dude's house and syringes him chock full'a juice while he's sleepin'? Who would sleep through that?!

[ not the most educated guess, but it makes more sense to him than reality at the moment. ]
zunge: (with the echoes of himself)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-13 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
almost there. almost.




this reminds me. is super strength a possible Sanguis trait?
zunge: (on this occasion it's not true)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-13 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
no shit it isn't. but there are ways to get traits when the moon's not out. how the fuck do you think I always have rabbit ears?
zunge: (exposing ourselves)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-13 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
pffft mood ears. sure whatever.

yeah there are lots here with animal parts naturally. met a naga who was an Iris once. still. these and that rapid healing you saw are only bc of the moons and a little something I bought.
zunge: (I want to breathe in the open wind)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-13 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
After you fucked? That's lame. What a waste. Bet it was a ploy to make ppl buy more.

Jewelry.

zunge: (a heart that's left at home)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-16 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
more like just weird

jewelry. not a cock ring. no penis needed to wear it. it goes around something just as thick.
zunge: (here comes a strange kind of hero)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-17 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
You must know some tiny ass cocks.
zunge: (feel the power while you learn)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-17 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
can't muster any surprise at that. i guess pencil dicks really do exist huh

anyway it doesn't go on a toe. it's a bracelet, numbnuts.
zunge: (hold your head up keep your head up)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-08-18 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
would you prefer it be a cock ring that did it?