pushpin: (Bite the hand that feeds.)
Fᴇʟᴏɴɪᴇs Gᴇᴛ Tʜᴇ Pᴜssʏ Wᴇᴛ ([personal profile] pushpin) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-08-13 01:51 pm

video — un: dontannoyme

So. I'm havin' a little problem.

[ hey there Prismatica, welcome to Mo Guanshan's kitchen: modest, lived-in, homey. it smells like garlic and ginger and red pepper approximately all the time. Guanshan himself seems to be in little more than pajamas and since it's the afternoon on a day off, he probably just woke up. ]

Check this out.

[ he pans over, and laid out on his tabletop are the following: the broken remains of a coffee mug, a cabinet door handle ripped off its hinges with wood still clinging to the screws, and a metal spatula and pan literally bent in half, all lined up neatly one after the other like some weird museum display. a quick and knowing eye might catch the bracelet that's the source of all these mishaps, but it's wrapped on his wrist unassumingly with two others, an eclectic little collection. ]

What the fuck happened? Did somebody shoot me up with steroids when I wasn't lookin'? Who does that, sneaks into a dude's house and syringes him chock full'a juice while he's sleepin'? Who would sleep through that?!

[ not the most educated guess, but it makes more sense to him than reality at the moment. ]
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[personal profile] endgamed 2020-08-14 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ First of all, it's late... Why does he look like he just woke up? Tsk, tsk. Second of all... ]

Did you accomplish all this while you were asleep?
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[personal profile] endgamed 2020-08-15 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Or irresponsible.

[ ... yeah. Sorry about that. ]
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[personal profile] endgamed 2020-08-21 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's the point. If it persists, then you should do something about it.