text 🥂 Host club announcement

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I have a very important announcement to make!

I have been given ownership of Sunset Host Club! There have been other changes, and some roles need to be filled!

✨✨ Positions are open! ✨✨

We have a number of spots open for positions such as chefs, bartenders, servers, and of course hosts!

Please let me know if you are interested in any of these roles, and let's have a chat and a good time!


(ooc: More info can be found here. PMing me on here or PPing me @ phantomrain is fine too if you have questions!)

Comments

[champagnetower]

I just want you to know ahead of time that you should not worry!
I won't push you to do anything!
I know it's a lot - I have friends who aren't into the host club scene as well.

[suspecteverything]

Not really into the other sentient beings scene. I'm an asshole and everybody knows it. Putting me around others is basically asking for an explosion. You don't drive a tanker full of gas into a volcano. That's just stupid.

[champagnetower]

I see!
That's certainly an interesting outlook!
Even those who aren't hosts are expected to care about customer satisfaction.
Are you sure this is something you're interested in?

[suspecteverything]

Chefs aren't usually around the customers. They stay in the kitchen and don't have to deal with other beings.

As for bartenders, most of the ones I've met are anti-social assholes too. Admittedly that might just be the bars I'm going to, but whatever. I can't be the only asshole.

[champagnetower]

I understand what you mean! I would just be concerned that this type of environment doesn't suit your needs since it's the extreme opposite of anti-social, even for those who aren't hosts. It's constant loud music and everyone shouting, sometimes chanting. It's very noisy all around.

I would be willing to let you try if you truly want to.

[suspecteverything]

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[champagnetower]

Understood!

Let's have a chat in person!
I'm available every evening.
I can give you a tour and show you what kind of food we serve, and we can go from there!

[suspecteverything]

Alright.

((If we actually want to do that, I'm game!))