voice, un: greatserpent

[kerontribution]

Oryou has a question.

What is 'vore'?

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[cudgel]

Right, not to worry! I'm always behaving.

[ but, really. someone here should probably define "behave." ]

[kerontribution]

Good. You're too thin to be very tasty anyway.

[I mean, she'll still eat him if he causes trouble, but it's almost not worth it.]

[cudgel]

Wow. If that weren't such good news, that'd be insulting.

If I wasn't, would you really eat your benevolent, beloved [ let's not get ahead of ourselves, here ], Landlord?

[kerontribution]

If you annoyed Oryou. Or if you die. She doesn't waste food.

cw: animal... death

[cudgel]

Eating my clothes would be pretty monstrous.

If I threw a live frog into the disposal, and had you watch, would that annoy you?

[kerontribution]

Yes. Oryou will eat you to make up for the food you wasted.

[cudgel]

Cleared that one up. Next question.

Have you ever eaten someone without turning into a dragon, first?

[kerontribution]

No. Oryou's mouth isn't big enough.

[cudgel]

You could definitely skewer someone into bite-sized pieces.

[ he might take this conversation much less lightheartedly if he were canon-updated, alas. ]

[kerontribution]

Turning into a dragon is less effort.

[cudgel]

Desperate times, desperate measures, and all.

Not to provide encouragement. Ideally, you would really learn one day to cut that "eat people when annoyed" habit.

[kerontribution]

Don't tell Oryou what to do. Eating people is normal for a dragon.

[cudgel]

And I'm the bossy type. It's normal for me.

Why not take it as a gentle recommendation?

[kerontribution]

Oryou only takes gentle recommendations from Ryouma.

[cudgel]

Just gentle recommendations, or would you do anyyyyything Ryouma asked of you?

[kerontribution]

Ryouma knows better than to ask Oryou for something stupid. That's how healthy marriages work.

[cudgel]

Well, maybe one day we'll see dear husband dropping into this [ ... unsure of what to make of prisma-land, just yet ] weirdo place.

[kerontribution]

Oryou hopes so. Ryouma is useless without her.