voice, un: greatserpent

[kerontribution]

Oryou has a question.

What is 'vore'?

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[kerontribution]

Oryou is married.

[pentameld]

No room in your stomach for an extra husband?
You can simply tell him to go get eaten by someone else then.
I am sure he will cope.

[kerontribution]

If Oryou sees him again, she'll tell him to get lost.

[pentameld]

Know his name?
I would like to keep those strange folk out of my sights too.

[kerontribution]

Oryou is bad at remembering humans' names.

[pentameld]

Humans. Those are something like our Hyur, I'm told.
Aye, me too. Odd names, the lot of them.
Though many go by John for some reason.

Was he a John?

[kerontribution]

Oryou doesn't think so. It was an M name... or maybe an N...?

[pentameld]

Mohn?
Nohn?
I am sure I will find them.
I always manage to run into all the crazy Hyur.

What do I call you? Oryou?

[kerontribution]

That is Oryou's name. It should be easy to remember.

[She says it a lot, after all.]

[pentameld]

[ He's noticed... ]

Gareki.
Good to meet you and all that.

How common would you say eating humans is?

[kerontribution]

Oryou doesn't do it as much anymore, because her husband doesn't like it. But if a human dies, Oryou won't waste food.

[pentameld]

That's fair.
Probably useful for cleaning up after battle.

I will send the dead bodies your way then.

[ They'd just go to waste otherwise really. ]

[kerontribution]

Thank you. Oryou will catch you a frog to eat in return.

[pentameld]

I will find a way to use it.
Certainly.

Try and hold off on eating me in the meantime?

[kerontribution]

Oryou will only eat you if you annoy her.

[pentameld]

How about if someone annoys me?
Can I send them to you?

[kerontribution]

No. Oryou isn't your trash disposal, eat them yourself.

[pentameld]

You're right.
How can I resist?

[ He doesn't think she can read the sarcasm in his tone of typing, but too late for that now. ]

Happy eating in the meantime.
Whatever you find out there.

[ Which he still hopes won't be himself. ]

[kerontribution]

[Sarcasm really isn't Oryou's strong suit, unfortunately.]

Don't worry, Oryou will.