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[oomfies]

hiii everyone! looks like there's a lot of firsts for posts up on the network, huh? you guys've probably seen me around irl or on the internet, but I'll introduce myself anyway!

I'm Lottie Person :) I do a little bit of blogging, some sponsored stuff here and there..

anyway, someone namedropped a celebrity (bear grylls! any fans out there? LOL) from earth a while ago and I've been kinda curious.. what famous people do YOU guys have from your planet?

I'll start! any of you guys kno who rihanna is??
you know, bbhmm.. fenty
the work song

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[dereban]

A good amount of them are pretty popular wwww

And yeah he's still doing stuff.

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[badluckblues]

no clue what a rihanna or a fenty is, but i was decently famous back in my combat school days. team loser taiyang xiao long would tell you all the girls were after him, but he would be wrong.

[herocomplex]

i have no idea!! i haven't found one that suits the ~*aesthetic*~ of both my awesomeness and the restaurant yet! everyone is just wearing something temp right now but at least they match

u know what though
u look great in everything so my compliment is still valid

text; un: matriarch

[menphina]

Famous people?

The only ones I know are the Warrior of Light

But the Warrior of Light I've heard of isn't the same one here.. but they're famous?

[oomfies]

Omg. Nooooo Enrico... It's a good lol! A good one!
I think it's cute that you like him! :)
I'm from LA so he's more like a myth here
But we LOVE Guy Fieri.. He's a legend in socal LMAO
Are there srsly alligators there tho??
I kno it's a joke but like... Is it a problem

[ But here comes the real problem of this text... Lie and pretend like she knows whoever the hell this Pavarotti person is???? Or be honest?? Some seconds later another message arrives - something she hopes sounds ambiguous enough to where he won't focus too hard on the credibility. ]

Ohhh, I don't know a lot of their stuff but Pavarotti is cool!
..Sounds abt right tho that a lot of Rihanna wouldn't come your way haha
How old are you btw?? I've been kinda curious since u look really young!

[oomfies]

True.. AND valid!

But so far I've got like three people who didn't even acknowledge the namedrop..
And

[ There's a delay in messages, where she actually scrolls back up to read what someone said - ]

one where Rihanna ACTUALLY might've been a cowboy in their universe??
I mean, not mad at that tbh. But what the hell.. Why didn't WE get that?

[oomfies]

Well! Lucky for you
No taiyang xiao long has told me that yet..
Good to kno tho! I'll call him out when I see him! Lol

What kind of famous are we talking tho?
If ur trying to compare yourself to Rihanna she's a pretttyy big deal!
Fenty is her makeup line that sold out like.. IMMEDIATELY
And she's super rich and talented, basically the whole package

[oomfies]

Uhh wait
what?? LOL
MEGUMI you confused me!

You know two grps called the Warrior of Light?
And there's one here??

[bloodisthicker]

Well, in fairness, I don’t know Bear Grylls or Rihanna, so we’re probably even there. But yes, pro bending is a fairly popular sport back home. I’m not particularly big on it, but different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

...Bending is a martial art back home, not the other kind of bending.

[menphina]

I'M SORRY! IT CONFUSES ME TOO!!!

okay it's like this

I come from a star called Hydaelyn

there's a hero called the Warrior of Light

he saves our world a lot so he's famous

but when I got taken to different worlds like Lunatia, I found that there were other Warriors of Light! Some are girls too! They're all from different versions of my world!

But most of them seem to have gone through the same things I know mine has too!

I'm just as confused about it but that's the only celebrity I know

except there's more than one, so.

the bards and poets I know aren't here at least.

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[schmisse]

The work song? Does it make you more productive, or inspire you to be better?

[ Because she'd like to hear that. ]

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[grylls]

Mad Trigger Crew is famous in Japan.

[ When he says what's my name, the crowd says RI-OU!!! And they're like, one of four groups that dominate the divisions. Riou doesn't really think of himself as a celebrity on the same level as Rihanna or anything though.

...Also despite that the other divisions are here too he's just gonna like. Not mention them. MTC is the only name people need to know. 😎 ]

[badluckblues]

like. famous enough that someone might still have a moldering poster with my face circa 20 years ago on it, but not so famous that anyone ever bothered asking for my opinion on cosmetics

huntsmen and huntresses are mainly just popular with the combat school crowd, and once you're out of the school tournaments it takes some big deal hero work to stay relevant. didn't pan out for me really but that's for the best. tho i wouldn't mind being super rich

good, don't trust anyone named taiyang in fact. all shady characters i'm sure

[raptura]

Guy Fieri has universal appeal, clearly; when will he get brought here so I can hold his hand and we can watch him get excited over food together? Now that's the sort of person that should be allowed to do a little intergalactic travelling, if you ask me.
As for the gators...I'm a little biased, where I work is right by a swamp! So there are plenty of gators around if we're not careful; we have to have guards and a whole policy on going into the swamp unaccompanied, but I'd rather be doing the eating anyway.

I should've known that you'd have heard a little Pavarotti! A woman of culture and taste. I'll play you some if I ever get one of those...Boxes? The devices that allow you to listen to home music. I intend on nabbing one for myself. Then maybe I'll grab some Rihanna and get better acquainted with her work too!

Promise you won't laugh though, alright? I'm 39. Nearly 40. I feel like everyone's doddering uncle here, I swear.

[oomfies]

OHH WAIT... I know him yeah!!
I LOVE that song! Haven't heard from him in a while tho
I think he's like dropped off the grid

[oomfies]

Yeah.... I think it was based off a japanese show??? Not sure which one tho!
But maybe it could be the one ur mentioning? If we're from the same earth I mean!
I know that giant robots isn't like the ONLY thing in that series
I think they did a dinosaur spin-off or smth

Not a lot of anime watching over here though.. LOL!
I only know the super mainstream stuff bc of all the jokes
And this one reality show from netflix that's based in japan

[oomfies]

[ Lottie squints her eyes at her screen.... What the hell is 'wwww'????? ]

Oh ya! And I know for sure Ryan Reynolds is like..
An icon over there! Who doesn't love him LMAO
Do u have any favs??

And that's good! Gotta respect that 10 year grind
Or however long he's been active anyway.. Can't rmr!

[oomfies]

Oh no, u stop right now America!
I kno EXACTLY what you're doing!

[ AND IT WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S PREPARED FOR UR FLATTERY!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

And you're right :) I would look great in anything!
A lot of my fans seem to think so too, if you've checked out my latest post.
But I'll try and pick out something for each room you have in ur place
That way it'll look like it has more variety!

[oomfies]

OMG.. Same here! Good to see another person from the same place and time! haha
That's what I figured though.. Nasa but be benefiting from all that free unpaid work! lmao

[ Should she really be criticizing them when she's had interns before, too??? Absolute not, but she's gonna do it anyway! ]

Do you work there along w her??
Or is it more of a reverse 'bring ur kid to work' day situation?

[oomfies]

...........
What OTHER kind of bending are you talking about???

[herocomplex]

i'm not doing ANYTHING bro
bro... ette

just complimenting my fav dragon co-parent slash fashion media blogger slash....... queen
is that so wrong dude

and fuck yeah im right i'm typically like
110% right

ofc ive checked ur latest post
im ur biggest fan

_{[ No, he hasn't. At all. ]}

oh yeah????
well
cool i guess

[oomfies]

Hmm.. I think it was like
A song about how only one person is putting in the work for a relationship?
It has a good message kind of but I think it's more cautionary tale-y??

There IS another work song though from a different group
But it's like.. Waaaay different than Rihanna's work song

[oomfies]

Wow... Awkward
Sounds SUPER complicated
But I understand it better!

So do they all know you like you know them??
Since they're from alt versions of ur world???

[oomfies]

[ Mad... Trigger... Crew???? She's not sure if they're not really famous in her world, or if this crew is exclusive to his, but.. ]

Cool name?!
So what's their music like?
Or are they like a dance crew or smth

[oomfies]

....... u can just use bro, or dude
U don't have to add the ette part at the end! lol

And erm.. No, it isn't! I feel rly appreciated when you compliment me,
your favorite dragon co-parent/fashion media blogger/queen,
how can I refuse any good comment with a title like that?! LMAO

And you SAY that.. But you haven't liked it yet

[ There's a pause between messages here, where Lottie hilariously tries to back peddle just how close of an eye she keeps on her friend's social media activity - ]

Not that I checked for that or anything!!!
JK! Idc if u do LOL.. You probably don't even look at ur apps!!
Just forget I asked! I'll just show you in person anyway since I'm gna be there this week