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[oomfies]

hiii everyone! looks like there's a lot of firsts for posts up on the network, huh? you guys've probably seen me around irl or on the internet, but I'll introduce myself anyway!

I'm Lottie Person :) I do a little bit of blogging, some sponsored stuff here and there..

anyway, someone namedropped a celebrity (bear grylls! any fans out there? LOL) from earth a while ago and I've been kinda curious.. what famous people do YOU guys have from your planet?

I'll start! any of you guys kno who rihanna is??
you know, bbhmm.. fenty
the work song

Comments

[oomfies]

I refuse to believe u DON'T know what she's talking about?
Ur lying to me! Umbrella is good tho but I feel like needed me was THE anthem
Actually, all of her stuff is good :/ i don't think I can pick just one!

Wait.. You actually have one ready for that position..?
What's it look like.....

[herocomplex]

i have no idea!! i haven't found one that suits the ~*aesthetic*~ of both my awesomeness and the restaurant yet! everyone is just wearing something temp right now but at least they match

u know what though
u look great in everything so my compliment is still valid

[oomfies]

Oh no, u stop right now America!
I kno EXACTLY what you're doing!

[ AND IT WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S PREPARED FOR UR FLATTERY!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

And you're right :) I would look great in anything!
A lot of my fans seem to think so too, if you've checked out my latest post.
But I'll try and pick out something for each room you have in ur place
That way it'll look like it has more variety!

[herocomplex]

i'm not doing ANYTHING bro
bro... ette

just complimenting my fav dragon co-parent slash fashion media blogger slash....... queen
is that so wrong dude

and fuck yeah im right i'm typically like
110% right

ofc ive checked ur latest post
im ur biggest fan

_{[ No, he hasn't. At all. ]}

oh yeah????
well
cool i guess

[oomfies]

....... u can just use bro, or dude
U don't have to add the ette part at the end! lol

And erm.. No, it isn't! I feel rly appreciated when you compliment me,
your favorite dragon co-parent/fashion media blogger/queen,
how can I refuse any good comment with a title like that?! LMAO

And you SAY that.. But you haven't liked it yet

[ There's a pause between messages here, where Lottie hilariously tries to back peddle just how close of an eye she keeps on her friend's social media activity - ]

Not that I checked for that or anything!!!
JK! Idc if u do LOL.. You probably don't even look at ur apps!!
Just forget I asked! I'll just show you in person anyway since I'm gna be there this week

[herocomplex]

am i supposed to
*like* it if i like it?

i mean
can't my appreciation here be enough??

OH YEAH REALLY??
cool i'm stoked to see u!!
u can come anytime
*i* the boss of this entiiiiiire place will even hand cook something for u
how about that

[oomfies]

[ america...it helps boost her analytics so YES GO LIKE IT!!!! ]

I mean.. You don't HAVE to
I guess if you wanna tell me u like it here I'll take it
But idc if you did or not so it's cool dw abt it w/e

Thanks!! I'll txt u more details when I figure it out
As far as the day I'll come I mean.. Gotta stagger my posts out u kno how it is! lol
But ohhh that's right, you can cook

Okay, yeah, do you mind if I do a live feed then???
I think my fanbase wuld rly like that
So what's on the menu, boss? : )

[herocomplex]

a live feed???
like uh
ur gonna stream me cooking things for u??

_{[ Oh fuck. He can't cook. He was just gonna wing it or maybe like.. have Germany or Adra cook for him in the back and bring it out to Lottie and claim he made it for her. But he's too prideful to back peddle out of this so.. before she can even respond, he sends another text back. ]}

oh man
i'd love that
totes love that
cooking for hundreds of people to see?
oh yeah baby
it just
that just
gets me ALL fired up 🔥🔥🔥

_{[ SWEATS WITH CONFIDENCE. ]}

i can make u anything u want babe
just lmk
whats ur fave food??

[oomfies]

uh... YA! lol that's what a LIVE stream means dummy!!!
probably not hundreds more like thousands buuuut same thing
the public loves a guy who can cook. it'll bring a lot of ppl to your place!
maybe asking for you.... but customers are customers right??

my favorite food though umm
have u ever heard of a croque monsieur???
if you can't make that then..
anything dairy free will be fine :)

just make sure it has nice presentation lol
food pics are an essential part of my brand

[herocomplex]

that sounds like
the biggest french meal i've ever heard of
next to baguette

honhon do u want a croque monsieur madamoiselle
hold on let me go on strike so i can make that for u
hahahaha lmfaoo

dairy free?? what do u have against it
are u no-dairytarian

i'll make it red white and blue, the most photogenic display
dw chica

[oomfies]

that's because it IS french??
it's really tasty! don't judge it until u try it!!
also stop making old people jokes

I'm not old so I don't understand them
And I can't google it bc the internet isn't the same!

let's just say dairy and I don't get along well at all
I go with substitutes all the time if something has milk in it
if ur gna be running a restaurant you might run into that a lot
But especially with me! :)

no like.. just put a cute plate underneath it
u don't have to do any of that stuff
mostly bc no one will understand it here either except for us
and by us I mean the americans lol

1/2

[herocomplex]

i'm not knocking france ok
he's a cool guy
just kind of tacky
actually he tried to lure me to his side with his food
it ALMOST worked
kind of a sketchy thing to do huh?
sometimes i kinda wish i would have let him raise me
but only cause of the food
england's food tastes like ass






not like
i know what ass tastes like.. or anything..

[herocomplex]

are u saying that if u eat milk
u poop real bad?? or something??
butt ok it doesn't matter i'll make sure to take caution

man it must suck to not be able to eat things sometimes

ok sure!! i got some cute plates and i'll use them juuuuuuuust for u