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[oomfies]

hiii everyone! looks like there's a lot of firsts for posts up on the network, huh? you guys've probably seen me around irl or on the internet, but I'll introduce myself anyway!

I'm Lottie Person :) I do a little bit of blogging, some sponsored stuff here and there..

anyway, someone namedropped a celebrity (bear grylls! any fans out there? LOL) from earth a while ago and I've been kinda curious.. what famous people do YOU guys have from your planet?

I'll start! any of you guys kno who rihanna is??
you know, bbhmm.. fenty
the work song

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[oomfies]

that's because it IS french??
it's really tasty! don't judge it until u try it!!
also stop making old people jokes

I'm not old so I don't understand them
And I can't google it bc the internet isn't the same!

let's just say dairy and I don't get along well at all
I go with substitutes all the time if something has milk in it
if ur gna be running a restaurant you might run into that a lot
But especially with me! :)

no like.. just put a cute plate underneath it
u don't have to do any of that stuff
mostly bc no one will understand it here either except for us
and by us I mean the americans lol

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[herocomplex]

i'm not knocking france ok
he's a cool guy
just kind of tacky
actually he tried to lure me to his side with his food
it ALMOST worked
kind of a sketchy thing to do huh?
sometimes i kinda wish i would have let him raise me
but only cause of the food
england's food tastes like ass






not like
i know what ass tastes like.. or anything..

[herocomplex]

are u saying that if u eat milk
u poop real bad?? or something??
butt ok it doesn't matter i'll make sure to take caution

man it must suck to not be able to eat things sometimes

ok sure!! i got some cute plates and i'll use them juuuuuuuust for u