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[oomfies]

hiii everyone! looks like there's a lot of firsts for posts up on the network, huh? you guys've probably seen me around irl or on the internet, but I'll introduce myself anyway!

I'm Lottie Person :) I do a little bit of blogging, some sponsored stuff here and there..

anyway, someone namedropped a celebrity (bear grylls! any fans out there? LOL) from earth a while ago and I've been kinda curious.. what famous people do YOU guys have from your planet?

I'll start! any of you guys kno who rihanna is??
you know, bbhmm.. fenty
the work song

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[menphina]

Only the ones I know ARE the Warrior of Light
Some of them just look so unassuming
But they know things only the Warrior of Light would know so I figure I'd believe them

Only met my own once
He got me a cake.

[ Warrior of Light, fetcher of cake. ]

[oomfies]

Damn.. You're saying I probably met one of these guys
And just never knew bc they look so plain! And NORMAL!

[ WHAT A WASTE.. ]

We don't have any warriors of light on earth
Except some celebrities with good personalities ig..

Aww.. Well, that was nice of him! LOL
What kind of cake was it??
Was it for a special occasion?

[menphina]

Right?? But that's the beauty of it
Never know who among us is a hero!! ( ´ ▽ ` )

... and this is embarrassing but my hands were full
I was buying clothes for my son
So I asked him to pick up the cake I bought
He had to run all the way to the bakery

How was I to know I'd just sent the Warrior of Light to fetch a cake for me!!

[oomfies]

WAIT

PAUSE!

YOU'RE A MOM??
WHY HAVE U NEVER MENTIONED THAT BEFORE..?!!

[menphina]

what

how could I have not mentioned my absolutely adorable baby boy?!

his name is Izana!


[ And she sends a little sketch she kind of did... ]

It's not perfect but

that's how he looked when I left

he's almost a full turn now!

I had to draw from memory because we don't have cameras like the ones here on Eorzea!

[oomfies]

[ Rrrr... He literally looks like the cutest cat. Or child.

Ehh, equally both, Lottie thinks. ]

Aww he's actually adorable?!! And i mean that in a COMPLETELY good way!
A full turn sounds like a year right? That's pretty young
But he looks EXACTLY like you tho, so much that it's kinda scary lol
I didn't know you could draw either.. What else are you keeping from me!!