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[oomfies]

hiii everyone! looks like there's a lot of firsts for posts up on the network, huh? you guys've probably seen me around irl or on the internet, but I'll introduce myself anyway!

I'm Lottie Person :) I do a little bit of blogging, some sponsored stuff here and there..

anyway, someone namedropped a celebrity (bear grylls! any fans out there? LOL) from earth a while ago and I've been kinda curious.. what famous people do YOU guys have from your planet?

I'll start! any of you guys kno who rihanna is??
you know, bbhmm.. fenty
the work song

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[spah]

He

dropped off the grid a long time ago.

But yep. That's him.

[oomfies]

uhhh
yeah.. that's what I said! lol

so he stopped releasing stuff in your world too?

[spah]

Pretty much. Seeing as he died and all.

[oomfies]

uh...nooo
he didn't

...engie did you KILL the it's not unusual guy???

[spah]

Huh?

NO! But he died. About... a few days after I came here. It was in the paper.

[oomfies]

WHAT?
really??

I feel like that would've been big news and i TOTALLY would've saw it
How'd he die then? Was it some freak music accident or smth?

[spah]

Yep. I guess for you he's been dead since 1972, huh?

[Which would set off a red flag but he's also not sure if Lottie would even pay attention to a man who's been dead for 40 years???]

Roommate killed him, apparently